Because clearly we need even more shenanigans

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

Because I need something to kick start my activity here.

In canon, Yukari has been known to steal things. Food. Drink. Important items. Nothing's safe. So I was thinking about having her swipe some stuff from various people. She'll eventually give it back. Maybe. She can do so vaguely undetected, using her gaps as pictured in the icon in order to steal stuff.

This could allow for some CR, as she might not even give it back to the right person. So items could endinteresting up in the hands of the wrong person. Your two characters could then hash it out until they got their respective items back. So if you would like your item to be returned to a specific character, let me know and I can do that!

Also, Sylladexes are not safe. Yukari can totally break into those.

So anybody willing to offer their prized possessions up for grabs?

Edit

We now have a handy dandy spreadsheet to help organize this! Feel free to add yourself. Also if you want your items to go to someone else and if you've asked the mun in question, feel free to confirm it here and add it to the list yourself!

Now then, this will probably happen sometime around April 1st, so feel free to go ahead and have your characters notice that your items are missing a few days leading up to the event.

Comments

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

You know very well you have my permission here. His helmet, or gun, or knife are up for grabs.

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

Can she have all of them?

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

Not even going to leave him one thing? Anyway man, its all at your own digression.

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

She'll probably take the gun.

And then start inspecting it when she's talking to Joe.

And then it will go off.

And she'll be all, "That's it? How disappointing."

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

Sounds fine to me.

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

You can take Pleakley's badge. It says he's an agent for the United Galactic Federation. That's a less than human organization... not that there was much question that Pleakley wasn't a nubile young woman.

His title and full name: Agent Wendy Pleakley. So I guess there's some ambiguity with his first name haha.

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

Man, gotta stop talking in sentence fragments.

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

Psh. You're fine. Consider it swiped!

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

Dandy! Let me know when / how this goes down okay?

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

She'll put her network post up on April 1st. Feel free to have your character notice the badge missing a few days before.

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

Looking forward to it!

Feel free to give it to any character / leave it laying around anywhere you want.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

Alright so we discussed this on AIM, and Yukari would probably be able to take things from sylladexes. Particularly, she may steal the wwand for the lulz. Since this is a pretty key piece of useless bullshit OHGODWHAT to Homestuck, I figured you should all have a say in it.

Yukari steals the wwand, everyone panics and she probably(?) gives it back to Kanaya.

Y/N/Worcester Sauce

Failing that, she'll probably just settle for Kanaya's hoard of FASHIONABLE GARMENTS all secretly designed for Rose

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

wwand

wwand

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

Hey. Hey. Hey Eridan.

Who's your favorite person on this station?

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

Heeeey....~


;D I could just go red for you right now.

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

Oh my~

I suppose that would mean more if you couldn't go red or black for anyone at any given moment.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

Manwhore

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

If you want to see Jack get his seldom-seen angry face, feel free to snag his delicious drugs. HE NEEDS THEM DRUGS TO ELECTROCUTE PEOPLE GDI.

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

Consider them swiped!

I know we have several other bioshock characters. Do you want Jack to get the hypos back, or should Yukari hand them off to someone else?

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

He should get them back eventually, but he's rather used to GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES HUNTING ITEMS DOWN, so however it plays out is awwwwright with me.

[sopor_pies]

you are more than welcome to steal some of gamzee's horns

and maybe some pie

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

oh god not the pies. Umm . . . how long would it take Gamzee to get sober anyway?

[sopor_pies]

judging from how long they were playing SGRUB i think maybe about two days?

HE HAS BASICALLY AN INFINITE SUPPLY NOW THOUGH

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

Good. We have enough psychos around.

[sopor_pies]

subjuggulation will definitely happen

just not yet >:3

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

Oh god why?

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

Joe. Joe. You have this all wrong.

You don't need to worry about what would happen to Gamzee when he's off the slime.

You should worry about what would happen with Yukari when she's ON the slime.

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

Well hopefully she'd be all calm and not at all causing what the last meme suggested.

[borderbender.livejournal.com]

Spoilers: A Yukari not in control of her facilities and not thinking straight is not what you want.

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

Hmm good point.

[circuitry]

NO NOT THE BEES PIE

[sopor_pies]

muahahahahahaha