This is the worst intro ever. Of all time.

[recoveryone.livejournal.com]

Hello there everyone! I'm Morgan, known on LJ as insaneiac! And I'm brand spanking new here. I'm super excited to be playing with you lot, some of you I know well and some of you I've yet to meet!

And I'm here with my first character, Agent Washington from Red vs. Blue. This Washington comes from the canon continuity of the Red vs. Blue series, shortly before the end of Revelation (and thus meaning he's already in bad shape even before the rough entrance). I'm sure he'll be thrilled to be here, and remember that any bullet wounds he gives you are just his way of saying he cares.

Warning, said bullet wounds may in fact be signs of everything but caring, and should not be treated as such. Please consult your doctor before getting shot a second time.

Looking forward to playing with you all!

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[recoveryone.livejournal.com]

Oh lord. There will either need to be beer, tissues, several trips to the med bay, or York and Delta to run interference if this is to turn into anything other than the world's biggest clusterfuck.

[edgeoflucidity]

Even with those, it still might turn into that.

Seriously. Is there even a snowball's chance in hell of this going well?

[recoveryone.livejournal.com]

We could be surprised and see everything turn into a surprise ice cream party?

Yeah, no, this is going to end so badly.

[edgeoflucidity]

That would make Epsilon too happy. Not allowed. LOL

Totally. And it's going to be so fun. :D