Pleakley. Agent [Wendy] Pleakley.

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

Anyone watch / remember the Lilo & Stitch universe?*

Okay, now anyone remember the little high strung, tightly wound, cross-dressing one-eyed alien? Well, that's who I'm bringing to this game.  

Hi, I'm Jack [But if you already have a "Jack" in your life, I'm down with "Mjack" or "Rex"] and I'd like to introduce Agent Pleakley. This little guy is essentially a space police officer - except he's the kind that you'd rather keep behind a desk. He's pretty by-the-book and very ecology-minded when he isn't panicking about something.

I know there's an event going down right now and it's a little hectic, but Pleakley would prefer everyone didn't shoot the zombies; they need to be studied in their natural environment. You wouldn't want to damage a sensitive ecosystem would you? What if they're an endangered species? 

I fully expect him to be mauled. Multiple times. 

* I say "universe" instead of "film" because there have been 4 feature length movies for the franchise, a television series and an anime series.

Comments

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

sollux just stares at him

and then goes "HEY ASSHOLE, THERE ARE TWELVE OF MY SPECIES LEFT, THEY'RE THE ONES TRYING TO KILL AN ENDANGERED SPECIES FIRST"

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

BRB starting a breeding program for you.

You're welcome.

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

SIX SOLAR SWEEPS

/lab coat on, notepad out

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

Is that the time it takes for you to reach sexual maturity?

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

No.

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

He knows as much about your canon as I do.
Well, no problem. I'm sure he'll find the answer from space-wikipedia or a talk show. They're got all the answers.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

BJGAHdsfavjfas LOLING FOREVER