Pleakley. Agent [Wendy] Pleakley.

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

Anyone watch / remember the Lilo & Stitch universe?*

Okay, now anyone remember the little high strung, tightly wound, cross-dressing one-eyed alien? Well, that's who I'm bringing to this game.  

Hi, I'm Jack [But if you already have a "Jack" in your life, I'm down with "Mjack" or "Rex"] and I'd like to introduce Agent Pleakley. This little guy is essentially a space police officer - except he's the kind that you'd rather keep behind a desk. He's pretty by-the-book and very ecology-minded when he isn't panicking about something.

I know there's an event going down right now and it's a little hectic, but Pleakley would prefer everyone didn't shoot the zombies; they need to be studied in their natural environment. You wouldn't want to damage a sensitive ecosystem would you? What if they're an endangered species? 

I fully expect him to be mauled. Multiple times. 

* I say "universe" instead of "film" because there have been 4 feature length movies for the franchise, a television series and an anime series.

Comments

Pretty sure he'll die. A lot.

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

He's pretty excited about all the human-shaped things running around too!
Just look at them. They're so beautiful.

Oh I am sure

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

Yeah . . . Joe will flip if any comment is made thats similar to him being some sort of majestic beast.

Re: Oh I am sure

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

Don't kid yourself. He's got NOTHING on the majestic mosquito.
Now that is a majestic beast.

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

Oh of course. He would never dream of upstaging one of them.

That's why he may or may not own a bugzapper.

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

You best hope that's a "may NOT"

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah . . it totally is a may not.

Except it is.

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

> Except it is a may not


I fixed that for you.

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

Oh thank you so much.

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

All in a day's work.

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

. . . dat icon . . . I now need an icon of Joe crying hysterically if only to react to that icon.

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

Tears of joy. At his beauty. Yeah, he gets that a lot.

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

Yes . . . yes lets just go with that. Now please hold still.

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

Judging by your icon, it looks like you're going to give him a tradition New York welcome. He knows how to act, he wrote a thesis on human greetings in college.

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

So he knows to bleed? Good.

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

If by "bleed" you mean "give you chocolate dollars" then yes.

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

. . . That works too.

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

Man, people-shaped things are so easy to deal with. Sing will be a snap.

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

How will he deal with the talking ponies?

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

Are you telling me that is in any way unusual?

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

. . . Nope.

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

Doesn't sound like we'll have any problems here then.

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

Agreed.