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PREPARE YOURSELF

Hello! My name’s Linda, and I’ll be playing KARKAT VANTAS from Homestuck! He's a very angry troll who TYPES LIKE AN ORNERY MOTHERFUCKER ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.

I’m new here, so treat me kindly. ♠

If you want to get in touch for plots/chatting/art battles/prussian history, you can reach me on AIM at Pb2Ag and plurk at superfluously! You might find that I'm constantly online at stupid o'clock; so, uh, sorry about that. Until May, I'll be trapped in Great Britishland.

I’ve heard a ton of great things about this game ~~and have stalked so much glory~~-- I can’t wait to start playing!!!

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WAITING FOR YOU. YOU'RE INCREDIBLY LATE, WHAT GIVES.

wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

shut up.

No. I have a right to let my voice be heard, and you can't stop me.

...

/stops you

/ignores

/keeps going anyhow

I AM LIKE A BEAR

YOU ARE LIKE A SALMON

ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU A DIAGRAM OF WHAT IS ABOUT TO OCCUR

YOU'RE NOT PLAYING THE GAME RIGHT, YOU KNOW I'M ALWAYS A KITTY.

LOOK, SEE?

you can stay there if you help me blow shit up.

I'd rather have a tea party.

things need to be on fire.

Ok, we have roast marshmallows.

they must be on fire. ):B

Well, I guess that's ok. As long as you don't burn your mouth.

i will burn it so bad and delight in the pain it causes my future self.

If you do that I will cuddle you so hard every iteration of yourself will simultaneously develop diabetes. Don't you dare.

/dares

/develops the diabetes

/eats cake while on fire

/sighs

/fetches the fire extinguisher

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