oh no you is a warwilf

[squishyarms.livejournal.com]

Hey Singularity! My name is Colin, I'm brand new to the game, and I am playing Riza Wildman here. Riza is from a series called Princess Resurrection, which involves a 17-year-old magical princess who turns an immortal phoenix when she hits 18, so she has to kill every member of her family before that happens. Riza is not that girl. Riza's a half-werewolf who, around here, doesn't have her wolfy powers because oops, there's no moon to govern that stuff. Which means she's mostly just a girl with a mouth. Like Deadpool with boobs. (Absolutely nothing like Deadpool with boobs.)

I'll be shoving myself into the community later on tonight, but I thought I'd get introductions out of the way now. I think I know a few of you guys already from Facility and previous RPs and stalking the chat, but in case anyone wants to yell in my direction, I'm eurousventulus on AIM. I am looking forward to being a space loser with all y'all.

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[squishyarms.livejournal.com]

eeeeeeeexcellent. :::—wait damn it that's not who I play here

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

AWWW YEAH WHO'S THE SPIDERBITCH NOW

ME

THAT'S WHO

In a more literal sense when all the AI clusterfuck rumpus party town stuff starts going down omg
Just
omg
Have you picked the best time to app here or have you picked the BEST MOTHERFUCKING TIME TO APP HERE?

[squishyarms.livejournal.com]

Well you haven't given me much of a choice but my guess is going to be that I picked the best time to app here

(to be honest that's why I'm waiting a while to get in on the action: I have to do research on this upcoming. thing.)

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

HOW DID YOU GUESS I MEAN THAT WAS LIKE A ONE IN A BILLION CHANCE HOPY SHIT

And I can summarise it for you in one word bb

CLUSTERFUCK

 

 

Alternatively "people go cray-cray because of weird alien brainfuckery and/or get kidnapped by various malevolent asshole AIs, shit gets real, mutant zombie robot fairy god trolls EVERYWHERE, All Of The Tron Shenanigans All Of Them, good guys win and also Dave is now a narwhal or something"

See, how straightforward is that? :D

[squishyarms.livejournal.com]

That... that actually made a lot of sense.

Even the part about the narwhal.