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Brig here bringing in Tex from Red vs Blue, and more specifically Amat. She's an ex-military hard ass turned fugitive and mercenary, and also happens to be a ~special~ AI that was brought up thinking she was human.

While she's from the end of Season 5 and the ship crash, she's since heard about most of the big spoilers in Reconstruction from her canonmates, including the fact that she and Church are both AIs. She's not ok with this. Her time in Amat has left her severely butthurt at the Spartans for both legit and absolutely childish reasons, so fair warning. Tex has the ~~completely illogical~~ ability to 'possess' people/cyborgs with appropriate wireless technology embedded in their bodies, and may have possessed one or two Spartans in a fit of rage back in Amat during events.

There was another version of her here in Sing some time ago, who also took over a Spartan's body in a fit of rage/crazy and recreated the assault on Reach in holographic form and tried to kill all the other Spartans and you probably see a pattern here.

:c Using the word rampant around her will get you shot.

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EW NO GET OUT NO ONE HERE LIKES YOU TEX

Except York and maybe Delta BUT TUCKER DOESN'T (sorta)

B| Don't think being a woman will keep Tex from curbstomping you for your sass, gurl.

...although it will.

IS SOMEONE LOOKING TO GET STABBED? I THINK SO.

Tucker's face and Tex's fist can pick right back up from the vitriolic barely tolerant relationship they left off at.

AH THE GOOD OLD DAYS

THEY NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW
TUCKER WAS A MAN IN AMAT
AND DID NOTHING BUT FUCK TANK A.I. AND TRANSFORMERS

"Man my dudeself is a FUCKING LOSER"

/would probably end up doing the same

oh Tex will recount his glorious exploits as the prison bitch of every strapping male on the island. :>

"So you're saying he got some?

He got a lot?

With no risk of pregnancies?

Well fuck that guy then."

/jealous forever

lmfao I guess the insult that he was sleeping with dudes isn't very insulting to fem!Tucker

She'd be so dissapointed that he didn't sleep with ANY CHICKS AT ALL if that is what Tex told her.

She'd be like "Well I guess there's a... gay dude version of me. Somewhere on fucking sex island."

"You were Epsilon's girlfriend." B|

"Okay now I know you're fucking with me. I mean, I know I might have pretty low standards sometime but Epsilon? I don't think I'd sleep with a retarded A.I.

No offense to you or anything Tex."

/RAGES AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

/LOLS FOREVER