FINAL DESTINATION

[onceaniso]

So, anyone fond of zone R04? Well those theme parks it's got? One seems to be looking a bit more ^ye_ll^o_w than usual. Abraxas has been testing his power of pain infection and his first target. Yes. A theme park. The rides will have crazy yellow circuitry like patterns all over them - but hey maybe the park just added a new theme. The infected rides still work and can be ridden, but they aren't exactly safe anymore. THEME PARK RIDES OF DEATH HAVE COME FOR YOU. They will malfunction, they will randomly stop or go faster than supposed to. They will be crazy. And sometimes deadly. Surfaces that have an extreme amount of circuitry will be somewhat painful to touch giving static shocks; however they are only found on the outside of the rides or all over control panels. So the seats are fine. You can sit without shocking your butt.

Feel free to go forth, get some popcorn, and find and play with those death rides!

Comments

[thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com]

Are those some death rides in Cindy's back yard? Why yes, yes I think those are.

And they're so damn shiiiiiny.

[onceaniso]

sup crazy lady. like my death rides

[thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com]

Best lights. Also they speed up and jerk around like the rides back home.

And the best part: no lines! :D

[onceaniso]

and when they try and kill you, you can smash them out of rage

[thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com]

Lol who cares if there's another car behind me when I trash the track?

This just makes it more interesting for the next patrons.

/smash smash smash OW that yellow stuff zapped me!

[onceaniso]

ROLLERCOASTER PILE UP!

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Ohmygod

How long is this going to last? BECAUSE THIS IS LIKE THE PERFECT HATEDATE DESTINATION NOW OH MAN :B

[notsoloyal]

PFFFFFFFFT

Either until Hypatia goes "no Abraxas bad boy" and fixes it, someone else finds a way to fix it, or idk it gets blown up.

So. Basically. FOR A WHILE.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Yessssssss BRB PRANCING OFF TO FIND DAVE

THIS CANNOT POSSIBLY GO WRONG IN ANY WAY <3

[notsoloyal]

Beware lurking viruses.

[stompitdead.livejournal.com]

'No Abraxas bad boy' just makes me sort of ship Hypatia/Abraxas

[onceaniso]

lajfbsfbfbjs;asfbjsfhbjs

[edgeoflucidity]

...

Why do I now see Epsilon going "oh, shiny, let's go check that out, Wash" suddenly?

[notsoloyal]

Because death rides are super fun?

[edgeoflucidity]

They sure are. :D

[recompiling]

Oh God, that picture XD can't stop grinning

You know Anon's going to have the anti-virus team all up in your business now, Abraxas. Death coasters? In MY space station?

[onceaniso]

COME TO THE THEME PARK WITH ME ANON~

Just for you, an infected version.

"Anon. Anon. MONITOR. I want to go on that ride over there."

[recompiling]

IF YOU MAKE ME RIDE THE TEACUPS, ABRAXAS--

pffft oh geeze, I must make icons of these. Horrible, cute icons.

"Oh fine. ... Wait, is that the Tilt-a-Whirl?"

[onceaniso]

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE THRILL OF A GOOD TEACUP.

♥

"I don't know. FLYNN NEVER EXPLAINED THESE THINGS TO ME. But it goes fast."

[recompiling]

... WELL FINE, BUT ONLY IF WE CAN RIDE THE CAROSEL AFTER.

<3 pff, if I can ever get out of Olive Garden. So trapped.

"Flynn never explained it to me, either. But there are books. ... Fast is good, though."

[onceaniso]

DEAL.

Use your super ninja skills!

"Are we going to sit here and read, or are we just going to go on the ride?"

[recompiling]

ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO THIS.

/escapes like a boss!
Aaaaand one and two :3

"Hey, just saying there's lot of information in the library. It can wait so we can go on the ride."

[onceaniso]

Awwwwww. When will they ever be used. People will see them and wonder what is going on. Because they are so awesome they can hold hands in public. Yup.

"Library later, speed now."

[recompiling]

They can totally be used in text convos. And for general adorableness, for that matter. Hideous cuteness is go!

"Sounds good to me."

[onceaniso]

Super hideous cute. Oh Anon, going to make the trolls so happy, holding hands with 'Braxy.

[recompiling]

He will deny it forever. For. Ever. 'Cause he's totally not in blackrom with 'Braxy. That 'only I get to kill you' thing is completely normal.

[notsoloyal]

That is the 'only I get to kill you' of pure passion.

[a_perfect_end]

...I heard the haunted house eats people.

So. Is there an annual pass plan?

This is gonna be rad.

[onceaniso]

NOOOOOOOOOO MR. MUFFINS WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUN INTO THE HAUNTED HOUSE.

Come to Abraxas Land! Fun for the whole family! Here for a limited time only!

IDK. There should be a pass plan. There should be. For pure death ride fun. Come Clu. TO THE SPINNING TEACUPS!

[a_perfect_end]

Poor Mr. Muffins...So. Popcorn?

Awesome!

DIBS on the orange and yellow teacup, aw yiiissssss.

[double_discs]

Can I ride with you? Pretty please?

[a_perfect_end]

Sure, man! It'll be fun.

Just--steer clear of all the glowing yellow things that aren't me, alright?

[double_discs]

[Happy rrr~! Nodnod.]

Acknowledged. Perfectly aware of what a virus is, Sir.

[theuserabides]

Bad program! BAD! /gets the rolled-up newspaper

[onceaniso]

But the death rides, daddy Flynn! The death rides! /whimpers

[theuserabides]

The Flynn family is so dysfunctional .___.

[onceaniso]

That's why you don't adopt more dysfunctional into dysfunctional.

[theuserabides]

JALEN YOU STOP BEING A VIRUS THIS INSTANT OR YOU DON'T GET TO BE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR

[onceaniso]

WHAT?! BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR! /TEMPER TANTRUM

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

... is this Gibson's cue to panic a little?

Yeah, this is Gibson's cue to panic a little.

[onceaniso]

PANIC GIBSON. PANIC.

And then come down for some fun~

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

OH, HE WILL. IT LOOKS LIKE BOSTRUM DID! ... IF BOSTRUM WAS MADE OF RIDES, ANYWAY.

... he's okay with avoiding the "fun" for now, though. (and that icon + that comment = all of the badtouch.)

[notsoloyal]

YOU SAYING YOU DON'T LIKE THE BADTOUCH

which is oddly still appropriate coming from this account... oh gosh. i play people that will just grab people without permission

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Does anyone like the badtouch? BEFORE you've badtouched them. B|

... weirdly enough, Gibson would be moderately more okay with Shockwave being a creeper. Because WHAT ARE YOU, SHOCKWAVE. NORMAL HAIR DOES NOT COME IN PURPLE. ARE YOU A WIZARD? YOU MUST BE.

[notsoloyal]

You never know.

/touches Gibson. wants to know what he's made of
I AM A SUPER MAGICAL WIZARD. I even GLOW purple

[double_discs]

THAT IS THE MOST ADORABLE PICTURE EVER. /saves

[onceaniso]

Thank you! Adorable is what I do.

[recompiling]

THAT IS THE MOST ADORABLE ICON, I DON'T EVEN