intro like a boss

[oneupper.livejournal.com]

Weeeelp hello everyone. I'm Maggie (don't listen to a certain tavmun, Maggie is totally my name :T ) and I am bringing in that one chick. You know, the snarky one from thay series called hamsteak or something.

All you really need to know is she's a dodgy dame who is like obsessed with magic. Dark magic to be exact. Also dark gods are the coolest friends guys totally.

So like you can contact me on aim at softlyderps and also I do that plurk thing. My plurk is chocoletto and I would totally link if I wasn't posting this from my phone.

SO LIKE I'M REALLY EXCITED TO BE HERE. HI!!!! :)

edit: my plurk here. Now that I am home and can link things hurr.
Hit me up. I love new friends. :T

Comments

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

No YOU shut up because you are also dumb and stupid and

and

 

 

idk

orange, I guess :I

[featheryasshole]

yeah well im not the one whos going to charge at jack like an idiot and get killed

oh wait oops i did that already

uh

WHATEVER youre stupid and also a really shitty drunk and fall in hate with anyone who punches you

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

hey
hey

hey


i also goaded her into it over the course of two months
jeez spritebro get it right :T

[featheryasshole]

oh i am so sorry about getting details wrong about your ridiculous hatemance thing
how will i ever make this up to you
hey maybe ill give you some great advice
STOP MAKING OUT WITH VRISKA

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

oh right thats a good suggestion let me consider it






nah

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

actually no i take it back
my bad man
probably should have listened to you sooner

no point in staying near a crazy bitch like her right

[featheryasshole]

dude i dont care about that
just dont make out with her
i dont care if its a different quadrant or whatever
im not letting you mess up your chances with
uh
you know
human girls
in general

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

STOP BEING RACIST.
What are you, the anti-alien-makeouts brigade?
GOD
NO BUCKTOOTHED DERPLINGS ARE GOING TO BE PUT OFF BY THIS OK
NONE OF THEM
OR ELSE

 

 

Besides if he fucks up with Jade it means you get her
I'm helping~

[featheryasshole]

B[

im not going to discuss my angsty suicidal self-sacrificing shipping plans with you
i dont want your help

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

 

 

 

Are you saying that you have a shipping wall
Because it sounds to me like you have a shipping wall

[featheryasshole]

no i do not have a shipping wall
why the fuck would i have a shipping wall

[featheryasshole]

gdit dave stop messing up my ships