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[heygotaminute]

So...Hi! Uh.

Fresh meat here, as it were. I'm Dalrint, and I'm bringing in Kasumi, the self-styled (also probably true) best thief in all the Mass Effect galaxy. She could steal the atmosphere off a planet if she really put her mind to it. Probably. She's a bit glib, can roll with most situations while keeping the humor going, and absolutely loves talking. She's also a terrible gossip, but only if she likes you.

...I never really know what to say in these intro thingies. Uhm. She's coming in from between the Collector ship and the Reaper ship, for those familiar with Mass Effect timeliness, and she'll be from the Renegade Fem!Shep's timeline. I'm looking forward to playing here! And Kasumi will be intro'd a bit later today as I have to go de-ice everything EVER good lord blah blah stupid storm.

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Please don't eat me.

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[featheryasshole]

/EATS YOU

ok no not really

Welcome to Sing! I'm Aave and I play a weird birdghost from a weird webcomic.

I'm playing through ME2 right now but don't have the Kasumi DLC yet so I don't know anything about her s-sob

[heygotaminute]

Alas, poor davesprite...cut down in the prime of his...uh...second...glowy youth?

I'm not very clear on some of the stuff in Homestuck, honestly, and rereading it never helps.

You should! She's totally worth the...six...dollars. Man, I only paid two during a sale.

But she's totally worth six! She basically sits in a cabin and gossips every time you talk to her.

[featheryasshole]

Davesprite's sole reason for existing is to make everyone sad. True story.

Probably because Homestuck is ridiculously convoluted and makes very little sense? The only way I can get most of this stuff to work is through liberal application of headcanons, tbh.

Oh man, I do love gossiping talkative characters! Uhh, maybe I'll get her for my second playthrough?