Plan with me, children.

[thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com]

FRUITY RUMPUS TOWN ASSHOLE RESCUE PARTY PLANNING POST.

So guys, lets throw down how this giant thread is going to go so we can not be filled with chaos and failure?

Dave has already rolled up, and Cindy can either hear him bust in or be temporarily unavailable to allow for conversation. Thoughts, preferences, complaints?

:D

Comments

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

um um!!! just came back today and sol would definitely be involved in this, so i guess i'll throw him in? idk if i should put him after dave or what tho

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

I think you can throw him in right now and get away with it.

Don't plan on having Cindy charge right in yet. (http://community.livejournal.com/singularityooc/60430.html?thread=1195534#t1195534)

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

I'm fine with however this rolls out. Honestly, Dave isn't going to be able to take Cindy on alone; however, he's damn good at staying alive and pissing people off. Bro will probably be there to get his ass out of trouble, furthering the whole "stuck in Bro's shadow" thing.

If you'd like for her to charge immediately and for Dave to start the fight, be my guest but be warned I am terrible at writing fight scenes. /lolbeetlelog/ Similarly, if you'd like for other people to show up first, that would work too.

idk, just say what you'd like! :D

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Lol well, for now, let's have Cindy in the back room looking for splicers. A few more people can roll in and she'll charge in screeching and throwing fire at the lot of you.

I'd like to have one of the Striders (or anyone else, really) actually put an end to Cindy and have her respawn sans all the experiences so far on Sing, but we can work out who does that as we go.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

I'd be okay with it being Dave, but if he realizes she's sentient he'll probably have a bit tougher time doing it. Otherwise, we can work something else out? BUT YEAH SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.

[thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com]

Sweet. Yeah, she probably won't register as sentient, but on the off chance she does, we can work someone else in. :D

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Bro can do it if he has to? He's aware of the respawn thing going, and she's not a player character by his own peculiar rules of conduct, so he can totes do this for her.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

So when this gross fashonista gets out of the locker, I'm pretty sure she might try to calmly reason with Cindy, but more likely to result in her attempting to help Dave and the others

with a chainsaw

[thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com]

Eehehehe Chainsaws are good.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

If no one wants to make the Daves go through DRAMOO, Kanaya can totally kill Cindy, since at this point she's pretty sure that Cindy is a zombie or something. Trolls pretty much kill all the time in their culture, so there would be no hard feelings about it.

[featheryasshole]

Davesprite will be there to support Dave and Bro. And actually I could volunteer him to be the one to off Cindy if Dave can't do it?

[thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com]

Woo! We have a backup! It will need to be messy and involve cutting her in half probably. (Pesky regeneration slug, what is this.) Still up for the task?

[featheryasshole]

Yep, still up for it. He'll feel bad about it afterwards and there will undoubtedly need to be words with Bro, but he'll do it.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Thennnn I guess I'll just fling Vriska in on there now too slkdjs;lkj

AND GUYS UH if she's the only ladytroll there I'm totally fine if she needs to be used as bait or something.

She won't be fine with it, but when is she fine with anything ever I mean really :I

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

okay vris we need you to substitute as bait

what you do is act like a little sister, call the big thing "big sister"

and then when it picks you up we don't do anything become big damn heroes and save you

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

>::::(

OFFER RESCINDED, FUCK YOU. CHANGE OF PLANS. We're putting Dave in a dress and using him as bait guys IS THAT OKAY WITH EVERYONE

WELP I DIDN'T HEAR ANY OBJECTIONS :I

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

UH SO

emile and jun are coming in as backup if anyone needs a sniper and an asshole assault specialist???

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

sjdgs if it wouldn't be too much of a clusterfuck can Feferi join? I can keep her out if there are too many people of course!

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

UH

I RECENTLY SCRATCHED MY CORNEA

which means that my pupils are SUPER DIALATED (seriously I look like I'm high) and I uh, can't see very well. I can do my best to post, but I'll be slow.)

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

OKAY

SO

NOW THAT I AM LESS STUPID!

I think Bro should swoop in at the last second like the Guardian he is once people start getting pwn'd by Cindy, like the goddamn batman himself. What say you/?

[thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com]

I am so pro this. Fuckyeaaahs.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

SO: since we're fighting, who wants their character maimed/stabbed/burned/generally fucked up? Lets have us a permissions thread.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

You can fuck Vriska over as much as you like, short of dismemberment or death. She's being a cocky little shit and is way more interested in bitching at Sollux than she is in the fight, so catching her off-guard wouldn't exactly be a stretch. :I

Plus trolls can lose crazy amounts of blood without dying

IT'S LIKE THEY'RE MADE FOR THIS SHIT

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

...

CAN BRO BE THE ONE WHO TAKES HER TO THE MEDBAY OR WHATEVER

THIS WOULD MAKE ME LOL.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Aaaaahahaha god yesyesyesyes please

Just

The levels of sheer incoherent rage that'd result from that oh my god <3

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

fasdjf just

*picks up*
*slings over shoulder*
*rocketboards off to the hospital*

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Fffffff

*RAGESCREECHES*
*THREATENS SUICIDE*
*THREATENS MURDER*
*THREATENS MURDER-SUICIDE*
*REPEAT FOREVER*

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

*VERY SERIOUSLY DEBATES DROPPING HER*




*DAMMIT CANNOT KILL PLAYER CHARACTERS, EVEN INDIRECTLY*

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

FUCKING GAME RULES, MAN

PAIN IN THE ASS :I

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

GOG DAMN IT

IT'S HARD BEING A GUARDIAN

IT'S HARD AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS




EXCEPT I GUESS EGBERT LALONDE AND HASS BUT THEY AINT HERE ARE THEY