He really won't. Even if Sam vastly fucks up Anon will ignore it because he's stubborn as hell. (And then Flynn insists they all gather around to share stories and Dominoes. AND THEN BREAKS OUT THE SLIDESHOW. Because it would be the most hilarious fic to have ever existed, asdlfkjks. I am already loling over it.)

WE NEED AN ADULT. WHY U DO DIS, USERS? That's okay, Anon was probably like... a day old at most in the game. Being the baby sucks, man.