Back and omg I missed all the things.

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So my inbox has exploded, Sing.

WHAT'D I MISS? As I try to scramble and read all these.

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Shepard is obviously a master of romance.

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I'm sure Garrus will appreciate it.

Clearly. She gets all the aliens. Especially the ones with guns.

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He does like roses.

You taking your combat drone?

...There's this guy named York, don't know if you've met, but I think he might be a good date for you. Really calm. Would make a nice contrast

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Combat drone has a date. shut up who cares if she doesn't know this IC

I'm going with...a friend.

guess who?? ALSO ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT CALM

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Man, it better not be Legion. B|

And I didn't know you had any, outside of me.

You know, honey, between the nightmares and fervent shaking of my shoulders and shouting about the end of the world in 1997, I can't tell if you aren't calm. Can we take off the tin foil hats now, or will Skynet get us?

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Nope, it's one of those soldiers. Can't speak for her taste, but maybe she'll knock some sense into him.

Very funny.

I have at least two more.

At least.

NO IT'S NEVER SAFE

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

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If by sense you mean a crowbar, then I hope so too.

Yeah. They don't count if they're the combat drone and his shadow thing.

CONSTANT VIGILANCE, BB. This is why they're friends. Though that creepy eye you keep in the desk is a little worrisome.

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As long as he doesn't come home with another AI STD, I'll be happy.

This one's actually human.

Hey, that eye is really fucking useful, okay?