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[Cries of 'FRESH MEAT' are heard all across the OOC boards, and people gather their knives and pitchforks.]

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Alternatively, A WILD JOKER HAS APPEARED.

Hi, I'm Trace and I absolutely suck at intros. So yeah, coming to you from Mass Effect 2, this is Joker, A.K.A. Jeff Moreau, pilot of the Normandy and the best damn helmsman the galaxy's ever seen.

He lives in a chair, his best friend is a big glowing ball, and he looks up porn when he thinks nobody's looking.

He's also brilliant, snarky, and actually pretty easy to get along with, as long as you respect that he's the best there is at what he does. So if the landing doesn't break him (because it very well could--he's got Vrolik's, commonly known as 'brittle bone disease'), you guys will have a chance to meet him sometime later today. |D

As for me, this is my first actual RPG for a looong time, so I'm a little bit out of practice. Also, I love to meet new people/make friends/etc, so if you're bored or want to say hi, my AIM is Amxire. Don't be a stranger. |D

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Oh man, I'm excited.

Hi, I'm Jeff. I play Cortana. An AI that is....in a lot of ways, quite similar to EDI, but in others, way way different.

I saw your Joker on d_m (I actually was the one voicetesting Kal'Reegar) and I'm super excited to thread with him for realz now.

Oh hey, that was you? You should bring him in, that was actually really fun.

And it's nice to meet you and I'm glad you're excited, because that means I'm at least kinda doing it right. :D

So awesome to see someone playing Joker!!

Welcome to the game, I'm Meghann and I play this character here, Laura Kinney from X-Men.

R-really? I didn't know he was so popular with the fans. ♥ I hope I do him justice.

Nice to meet you, Meghann. I adore the X-Men movies but am comic-retarded for the most part, so I can't say I'm familiar with Laura... But I'm definitely going to hit you up ICly sometime.

It just seems like it's rare to see someone play him and he was an awesome character. Although I haven't played two.

The movies are VERY different than the comics, but then again I'm a HUGE comic nerd. I'll look forward tot tagging IC with you!

You need to play the second one. In my opinion at least, it's twice as good as the first.

OH SCREAM, so excited!

Oh lol and hit enter too fast, gj me.

Anyway! I'm Chii, and I play this guy, and York from RVB and Euphie!

I, unfortunately, am UNFAMILIAR WITH ALL OF THE ABOVE, SOB. But I soon shall be familiar, because RPing with a character is the fastest way to get to know them, for me. So it's great to meet you and I look forward to tagging with you!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

(this is mica, btw)

get out mica

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shut up, you love me.

Hence the flashing red heart.

dear god no

Hi and welcome!! I'm Anarin, I play this douchebag (Emile from Halo: Reach) and Delta (your friendly green AI buddy) from Red vs. Blue: Out of Mind. I love our ME cast and I'm excited to see more! <3

Heeey, great to meet you. Although 'AI buddy' has yet to be proven, in Joker's professional opinion.

True, true, but he's very helpful!

Joker prefers blue.

Too bad. His crazy brother is blue though....

So's EDI, Joker's ~~virtual girlfriend~~... 'AI copilot'?

~~Hot.~~

~~Usually quite cold, actually. Expresses preference for humans on their knees.~~

This is where it's beneficial to not be human, see.

Hey, she might want us on our knees, but she doesn't want you at all.

She'll come around to my charms. The ladies like them logical, dontchaknow.

You sound like... Pimpmaster Spock.

Damn skippy.

...Mexican Pimpmaster Spock?

Virtual margaritas never hurt, you know.

You are awesome, and Joker is awesome, and you are awesome for playing him.

I am Blue! I play Clu. (I...may have just realized that this makes him Blue's Clu, but that's neither here nor there.) I am also Moira Brown.

We have all the Mass Effect people ever, and everyone's really chill and nice, so. Welcome, and have fun!

Holy crap, thank you. ._.

...Blue's Clu. Oh man. That's beautiful on so many levels.

And yeah, that's why I was hesitant to join, I spent the last month ragingly jealous of your cast and felt like a hypocrite just turning around and hopping onboard. xD; But then I saw how amazing everyone was on Dear Mun and I just couldn't resist.

Hey Trace! I'm Siri, and I play Computer Jesus over here--and I may or may not be bringing in an OC who's very similar to EDI, if EDI was a hella misanthropic ex-pirate ship.

Welcome aboard~!

...I love how every AI is "like EDI, but __________".

Nice to meet you, Siri. Looking forward to interacting with CJ. (Computer Jesus? yeah idk)

... it's usually a valid description, though. xD

He and Sam will probably get along just fine. If nothing else, they can just snark at everything.

Yessssssss! Joker is the AWESOMEST. That's a word now.

Welcome! I'm Louise and I play Vriska! She's a troll who forced a guy to jump off a cliff, made him apologise for being a useless weak cripple as a result of that, and one of her worst enemies is a jerkass human guy who wears a baseball cap.

...Y-yeah. :T

I can actually say I KNOW VRISKA, because a friend (who may or may not be our future Gamzee) keeps spamming me with Homestuck stuff.