HIDE YO' MEN, HIDE YO' REDHEAD HIPSTERS

[temerate.livejournal.com]

Derp derp ok this is Brig with a new obscure canon character THIS IS ALL VIC'S FAULT

Anyway Eko is a vampire-youkai-cyborg-fallen knight type that thinks cities are alive and talk to him and that humans are cattle to be slaughtered and supernatural non-humans should be in charge. You know. Under him being in charge.

He's extremely femme and uses Shakespeare-esque english and dresses like a j-rocker for no discernible reason, and likes to make straight men uncomfortable, and then eat them.

Anyway, yeah.

Comments

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

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Vampire douchenozzles?

[/zooms in on]

[temerate.livejournal.com]

HE'S NOT MUCH LIKE CONRAD...

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

moar like adelaide

only not actually a girl





just thinks he is

[temerate.livejournal.com]

Real men have flowing beautiful hair and are attended by other men in the bath.

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

uh




huh

[temerate.livejournal.com]

Unless you're a peasant.

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

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oh wow you should hang out with that blue troll guy who isnt here yet

youd get along fine and/or try to kill each other

[temerate.livejournal.com]

He'll probably decide the trolls count as youkai and are therefore slightly more tolerable/not for eating.

Until he figures out they don't want to bow to him.

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

I dunno man, they have fruity blood! might be delicious.

[dimidiate.livejournal.com]

oh fuck who let you in here

[temerate.livejournal.com]

technically I think you did

[dimidiate.livejournal.com]

fuuuuuck

this is the best/worst present a hipsterhobo could ask for

[temerate.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna go with 'worst'

Although he's been waiting for this for over a year, so he'll have to take his sweet time deciding exactly what he's going to do to Nue.

[dimidiate.livejournal.com]

I COULD THINK OF A FEW THINGS TO SUGGEST...

Nue will be mildly pleased he has a chance to kill Eko on the station as he is massively butthurt over hus revenge plans going down the shitter but then realize his life now sucks again. THANKS EKO.