BIG SISTER IS COMING, COMING NOW!!!

[thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com]

Two things.

Thing 1: New character! She's a crazy monster from Bioshock who is just as likely to stab anything as say hello to it. Very literally lives in her own little cray-cray brain world. Also she drinks blood, usually out of corpses.

She has no moral compass that keeps her from making people into corpses.

Thing 2:
Now I'm not saying you all look alike to me. I'm just saying....well yeah, actually, that's exactly what I'm saying.

I mean really:



Creepy eyes, possibly glowing? √
Grey skin that looks washed over with death? √
Possibly bloody? √
Childlike? √
Loud and screechy when not otherwise occupied? √
Avoids other human/whatev contact whenever possible? √
Warped view of the world? √


SO, this in mind, how many of you little chilluns are down with being kidnapped and stuffed into a cage and/or safe place by your good ol, brand new, Big Sister?

It'll be terrifying fun, I promise~

Similarly, who else wants some CR?

Comments

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Team Douchey Flarpers and Team Insufferable Pricks totally have to team up for a rescue attempt oh man

It will be like the WORST BUDDY COP MOVIE EVER

[featheryasshole]

I think by WORST you mean BEST.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Only if by BEST you mean THERE ARE GOING TO BE SO MANY HORRIFYING SHENANIGANS I DON'T EVEN.

Which is a pretty good definition of "best" so uh

Carry on :O

[featheryasshole]

That is exactly what I mean by BEST. It is in fact my Quest to see just how HORRIFYING these SHENANIGANS can get.

Honestly I'm kind of ashamed about how much I keep trolling Vriska but it's SO EASY. And SO FUN.

[thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com]

"It is in fact my Quest to see just how HORRIFYING these SHENANIGANS can get."

This right here is exactly why we can't have nice things.

Also why we don't need them.


/is so excite

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

okay at this point trolling Vriska is like an honored family tradition or something