BIG SISTER IS COMING, COMING NOW!!!

[thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com]

Two things.

Thing 1: New character! She's a crazy monster from Bioshock who is just as likely to stab anything as say hello to it. Very literally lives in her own little cray-cray brain world. Also she drinks blood, usually out of corpses.

She has no moral compass that keeps her from making people into corpses.

Thing 2:
Now I'm not saying you all look alike to me. I'm just saying....well yeah, actually, that's exactly what I'm saying.

I mean really:



Creepy eyes, possibly glowing? √
Grey skin that looks washed over with death? √
Possibly bloody? √
Childlike? √
Loud and screechy when not otherwise occupied? √
Avoids other human/whatev contact whenever possible? √
Warped view of the world? √


SO, this in mind, how many of you little chilluns are down with being kidnapped and stuffed into a cage and/or safe place by your good ol, brand new, Big Sister?

It'll be terrifying fun, I promise~

Similarly, who else wants some CR?

Comments

[thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com]

But yes, she'll make him calm down...you know...for his own good. True, this will probably involve stabbing him with a 3 foot long needle and pumping him full of glowy shit, but what doesn't?

I mean really?

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

the best/worst part is

due to adam being adam, big sis probably already has experience with telekinetic throwing about of things and can probably just dispatch him efficiently SOB...

poor little troll chillunz, never knowin' what hit 'em.

THIS IS GONNA BE AMAZING ♥

[thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com]

She'll just be like "LOL HE'S THROWING THINGS. Little brothers are so cute." /SNUGS


and by Snugs I mean SHANKS AND STUFFS IN CAGE ON HER BACK.

With love.

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

he won't even get a chance to use dem eye lasers lolllll

THERE IS SO MUCH LOVE ALL UP IN THIS BITCH. IT'S LIKE THE TERRIFYING EFFICIENT LUSUS HE NEVER HAD!!!

[thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com]

She will keep you and love you and name you squishy and you will be her squishy.

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

noooooo my name is not squishy mom ;A;

PLEASE STOP LOVING ME WITH THE RAPE NEEDLE

[thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com]

IF YOU DON'T STOP COMPLAINING, YOU DON'T GET TO GO BACK IN THE TINY AIR-VENT MAZE.

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

but i don't wanna go in the tiny air-vent maze i wanna go hoooome :c

[thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com]

Silly Squishy, the air-vent maze IS home.

Do you need your Mr. Bubbles? Let me see if I can find your Mr. Bubbles.

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

nooooo i don't like small spaces

....who the hell is mister bubbles

[thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com]

Silly little squishy, you can't go OUT without a Mr. Bubbles. If you do, the sploicers will gut you and eat your entrails from your still twitching corpse.

Also you can ride on his shoulders and feel tall.

Don' you have a Mr. Bubbles? D:

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

n......o????

[thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com]

WHO LET YOU OUT WITHOUT A MR. BUBBLES?

Come on, Squishy, let's take you shopping for a Mr. Bubbles. I saw a bunch of tall metal guys over thar.

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF JEEEEEEEEEZ

[thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com]

Sure you can.

Now where's your corpse needle? Never mind, I have a spare.

When you're old enough to use a big-needle, then you can shank your Mr. Bubbles.

Don't worry, there's plenty more.