What's this another new character

[featheryasshole]

Hi everybody, I'm Aave. Uh. What am I supposed to say here aagh please don't hurt me

Aaaanyway, I'm bringin you yet another Homestuck character! Meet Davesprite, who is sort of the little brother/paradox son of a dude who's already here except kinda not because of crazy time travel stuff. Also he's a bird ghost. Man this webcomic is weird.

Like all Homestuck characters, Davesprite refuses to type like a sane person and instead writes in orange without any punctuation because hes just too cool for that or something

I'm theatricalwraith on aim. I'm more than happy to chat whenever I'm online! Which is usually at weird times because I live in a crazy time zone and also because I sleep kind of irregularly.

Comments

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Crazy time zones and irregular sleeping, you say

Are you me

Hello and welcome and all that! :D Bluh bluh I'm Louise bluh resident spiderbitch bluh. Another Strider, OH MAN VRISKA WILL BE SO PLEASED WITH THIS DEVELOPMENT :T

[featheryasshole]

I sure hope I'm not you because that would get really confusing! And as far as I recall I haven't been doing any time travelling lately.

I'm sure this Strider will be exceptionally pleased to meet Vriska! Although he doesn't know that everything ever is Vriska's fault yet so there probably won't be any stabbing involved right away :D

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

This is good. Stabbings suck. Plus she was brought here a few minutes before Jade: Enter so she'd be DENYING FUCKING EVERYTHING anyway and oh god she is such a confused little innocent why would anyone want to hurt such a pure soul ;~;

(PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY, BITCHES)

[featheryasshole]

It must be so hard to be Vriska. Everybody out to get you all the time FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Inorite. WHAT IS WITH YOU GUYS AND YOUR UNFOUNDED PREJUDICE, MAN

IT'S BECAUSE OF HER HORNS, ISN'T IT

SPACE RACIST. >:I

[featheryasshole]

Such a cruel multiverse, that orange time travel bird ghosts can judge alien spider girls based on their candycorn horns

AND NOBODY CARES

OH THE HUMANITY uh TROLLINITY? idk

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

so

i kind of think davesprite is the best of the daves

may we make sweet love, sir

[featheryasshole]

oh my

this is so sudden

i

i dont know what to think of this

we're gonna need a bucket

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

Yesssss, Eridan and Davesprite?? This is the best BD

Hello! My name is Hal and I play this thing here. I can't wait to play with you! My aim is atraquodalbus is you ever need anything~

[featheryasshole]

Aaaaaa creepy icon staring into my soul O_O

But yes, hooray for roleplayings! So excited to be here!

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

I never get to use it icly so I abuse it here :<

As are we to have you! I hope you enjoy yourself BD

[circuitry]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVESPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

'sup, Aave. I'm Liana, and I play Terezi. Welcome to the game! o/

[featheryasshole]

TEREZIIIIIIIIIIIII

Sup, Liana! Glad to be here!

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

WHO'S THIS DOUCHEBAG

by which i mean hi I know youuuu :D :D :D

I'm Teal! Which I think you knew. you also knew that i play this guy, but I also play idkmybffhanna and machine_god

and I am SO EXCITE.

[featheryasshole]

hi I know you toooo :D

Hi, Teal! I'm Aave! Which... I already said in the post. Uh.

Gonna be so many shenanigans here, you wouldn't believe it. SO MANY SHENANIGANS

(man i love the word shenanigans)

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

SHENANIGANS

so many shenanigans

best word

[ectobiology.livejournal.com]

sup?

:DDDD I'm Joe/Vir. I play this dork. He'll be excited to see a dave here! VERY EXCITE.

Welcome man, enjoy the party.

[featheryasshole]

:D :D YAY JOHN. SO AWESOME

This is the best party and it's only going to get better!