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hello singularity! i'm kiwi and this isn't my first time here [i played a certain maroon fellow the last time i was here] but it's been a while and i've got a new character. this time i'm here to play AGENT CAROLINA from the extremely popular webseries RED VS. BLUE!

of course, like north, she's coming in from an AU. so, again, it's freelancers meet the wild west. instead of AI we have native american talismans and horses. and instead of mock-mjolnir armor we have cowboy hats and chaps. quite the tradeoff. her app is over here if you wanna take a gander at it.

if you wanna hit me up to do nonsense with her you can either get me on plurk

desynchronization or try and get me on AIM at hiyokugetsumei

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well hello there miss carolina.

well hi mr north

would you fancy a stroll through the woods with our fine steeds this evening.

that is a bold request, kind sir. perhaps we should also take along an escort to protect my modesty.

it was very bold of me, i do apologize. perhaps we should ask that nice washington fellow if he'll join us.

for the sake of your modesty.

i don't believe he's the right one to pick, i'm afraid. have you heard that he's living with a woman and they are not married? scandal.

oh .. i had no idea.

does he .. does he not know he is living in sin.

i haven't the faintest. he clearly has no intention of making an honest woman out of her. his behavior is obscene.

to say the very least.

he is clearly not a decent gentleman.

clearly not.

oh my god can carolina and north be horribly appalled

yes

yes they can be

they gonna be.

:|

EXCELLENT

who let you in

that was the wrong account to make that comment with

you are such a damn failure

go jump off a cliff

OH WAIT

go watch all your friends die

oh wait

they were your friends too :'(

YEAH WELL ONE OF THEM THREW ME OFF A CLIFF

AND THEN ANOTHER ONE SHOT MY...SORT OF BOYFRIEND AND YOU EMP'D MY MOM AND MY DAD AND

GOD.

dude your mom's dead

that's the source of all your problems

well

yeah it is. who the fuck killed her? we need to find that guy and choke him for causing all of this bullshit.

alright. that's legit.

oh burn.

don't you even start.

what i came in here by accident.

where am i again.

uh you guys did duh

Let me say the above exchanges had me crying with laughter. A+ guys. All 3 of you.

Also, hi. Welcome back to the game and looking forward to seeing you in action. :)

lmfao! thanks we try.

and hello! thanks a bunch c: i hope we prove to be amusing in the game

Looking forward to the reactions from my guys. :) Epsilon will go WTF.

Definitely. And oh god Epsilon... in their world you're a crabby horse.

Awesome.

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