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Are you ready to go?
Let's start the show
Let the energy flow
The winds of change blow
Because here's Bro
Guardian of Fire and Time;
Keeper of rhymes sublime
A ninja first and prime
Puppetmaster, beat-blaster
He's got a need for speed
He'll make the enemy bleed
So his lil brother can plant the seed
Of the next universe, that's his sacred creed
His duty, passion, and ultimate deed
But in the meantime
he's gonna bust out some rhyme
Fight some holograms across
This mythic divide
No reason to hide
Or swallow his pride
But in the time he's got to spare
You brothers beware
'cause his only care
his profession
His main digression
Is also a transgression
A feat of indiscretion
We'll call it erotic
But really it's psychotic
What is it you say?
But hold up, hey
Not my place to bray
That'd be kind of foul-play
But maybe in this feat
Of literary chromatography
I could be permitted
To say it's pornography
And have it be submitted
That his favored iconography
Involves puppets, muppets,
And the uncanny valley
So here's your finale
Into this verbal ally
Let it be my pleasure
Beyond measure and a treasure
To introduce this sultan of style
This vizier of verbiage
the icon of irony,

Bro Strider

Hold your applause.

Okay ssrly, TL;DR - this is Bro Strider he's from that comic with the incomprehensible plot and angry gray people and he's a ninja guardian rapper who produces pornography starring muppets for (probably) ironic reasons.

also he raps.

Also he doesn't really like talking (he never speaks in the comic; rapping is implied) so uhhh his first post will probably be a log post. But he's pretty good at saving people's asses and he's used to videogames that try to kill everyone, so it's ALL GOOD.

oh yeah and this is teal.