HATERS GON HATE

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

Hey- can I just get a running tally of who hates Virgil? It is... getting hard to keep track of who he's pissed off and how s-sob.

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[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

SORRY EMILE IS AN ANGRY DOUCHEBAG

delta doesn't care though

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

Emile made me laugh so hard. THE BEST THE BEST

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

good SOB he just wants to defend Jorge's honor...which sounds so bad he doesn't even know

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

NO HOMO

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

/RUNS AWAY IN SHAME

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

oh emile

you make jorge feel like ~such a lady~

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

anything for you

you know, except treat you like someone who can solve his own problems

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

I know Shepard doesn't like him, but she is unlikely to shoot on sight. He'd pretty much have to whip it out before she'd actually hurt him...which is a possibility at this point.

Dug uh...likes everything.

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

By 'it' do you mean his penis, a weapon, or a bad attitude?

HE HAS ALL OF THESE. and brandishes them at will

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Take your pick, they each have a varying level of hurt him to match. :D

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

So if he approaches her quite clothed, weaponless, on his knees, she wont throw him to the angry 8 foot tall wolves? Interesting

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Shepard has been known to listen to people who grovel as their introduction.

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

SANCTUAAAAARY

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

That is going to be an awkward conversation filled with sighing and guilt, I can tell right now. <3

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

Look, Commander. I think we get off to a bad start. You have great tits. And guns. So. How's about we team up so I don't get my ass beat?

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Rofl

You're a fucking idiot, and you deserve to be thrown out a window, but that shit was pretty funny. Fine.

/Pistol whip and permission to come inside.

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

Yessssssss. Oh Commander. You the best. You won't regret this~ I'm gonna make some cake to celebrate. [There will be some crudely rendered tits in the frosting.]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Though he has pissed off the Spartans, and that has endeared him to her somewhat. Despite the corresponding vomiting.

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

He feeds off endearment

[nobletwo.livejournal.com]

kat was butthurt about him telling dirty lies about her subordinate and now extra butthurt about him making obscene gestures and petnames at her.

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

she never asked him to stop either. (Spoiler: this probably would not have helped)

[nobletwo.livejournal.com]

SHE DIDN'T FIGURE IT WOULD HAVE

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

If he had realized how much trouble he was in at the time? You better believe he'd be shapin' up around her. GOTTA FIND THE SOFT ONES AND MAKE GOOD WHERE YOU CAN

[nobletwo.livejournal.com]

but virgil. kat is a stone cold bitch.

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

Better to have a stone cold bitch kind of irritated than butthurt. BUTTHURT CAN GET YOU KILLED YOU KNOW

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

Jorge is butthurt.

The rest of my cast don't give a fuck about him either way :>

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

I thought Grid loved his teefs.

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

Well yes.

Grid would love to put her babbies in him, if that's any consolation.

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

A little recognition is all I ask for.

[whistlesatengineers]

Rookie doesn't hate him, he's just very lineface and thinks Virgil deserves whatever he gets.

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

This is the best way to be when it comes to Virgil, actually...

[whistlesatengineers]

More than likely!

But if Virgil starts wagging his weener at Rookie or the other ODST, there will be more than just lineface. He gets cranky when people mess with his people.

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

His dick is going to remain securely in his pants for at least a little while, scout's honor

[whistlesatengineers]

He is so, so thankful for that

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

If Soundwave ever sees him ummm he'll probably at least do severe harm. He's really possessive about Shockwave.

THANE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT LOL he's too busy chilling somewhere to really care about that. :|a

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

Loool Virgil is all WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? We were having a discussion about science and sexuality. I didn't ask him to film it and send it to me.

Sup Thane. Virgil is trying to make good with yo Commander.

[eighttotwelve.livejournal.com]

THAT IS SOUNDWAVE'S BOYFRIENDO. HE DOES NOT CARE.

Good luck with that, bro. I hope she doesn't ask me to keep an eye on you BUT I WILL IF SHE DOES.

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

Well if he does film him fapping, feel free to send ol' Virgil a copy~


Already moving into el casa de Normandy. We're gonna have a sleepover and braid eachothers hair and have big sweaty pillowfights~

/too early, cannot brain XD

[chttrbox-recon.livejournal.com]

Definitely a seriously extreme dislike, here. Jorge said not to kill him, but he still wants to track Virgil down and make him dance from about two thousand yards, so to speak :3

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

Virgil will willingly dance like a one of those monkeys with the little hats if it means not getting shot. He is a huge coward at heart.

[blacktwo.livejournal.com]

Two is protective of her fag hag. :c

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

To what degree does she want to kill Virgil. This is importante.

[blacktwo.livejournal.com]

Well, considering the Spartans that took out One's eye got away with her just beating them with a bat- Two would probably just kick Virgil in the dick and call it a job well done.

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. /scribbling down notes: 'Kick in dick= good job'