BEHOLD MAMMALS!

[tooscience]

SAURIAN RULE HAS BEFALLEN YOU ALL! PREPARE FOR MAMMAL EXTINCTION AS DINOSAURS TAKE THEIR RIGHTFUL PLACE A KINGS OF THE WORLD!

Hello everyone! Corny here, your resident Shockwave player, bringing you all a psychopath raptor who may or may not have traveled through time. His name is H'ssssk, but because that's hard for people to pronounce he goes by Dr. Dinosaur. He is a genius and is smarter than you all, he also uses the twitter. He is from the amazing comic known as Atomic Robo, and comes in from the May 2011 timeline.

His dream is to destroy all mammals as he blames them for the extinction of the dinosaurs. And once he destroys them, dinosaurs can rule the world once again!

Comments

[punliners]

I have no idea what the heck canon he's from but THE FACT THAT HE'S CALLED DR. DINOSAUR has won my eternal love and adoration yes.

:3

[tooscience]

BEHOLD THE GREATNESS THAT IS ATOMIC ROBO

and here is the very first issue dr. dino appears in

[hesmypuddin]

This ... is a thing of beauty unlike anything I have seen before!!!! *starry eyes*

Can Harley have him as a pet??? Her raptor would love to have a friend!!!! 8D

[tooscience]

she can try. although he'd probably shoot at her, and scream about how she's enslaving his kind

[hesmypuddin]

Awwww, but that would just endear him to her all the more! Cute dino with smarts AND a fiesty attitude! It's a match made in heaven! <333333

[alaspooryork]

It has been entirely too long since Sing had any talking dinosaurs. I approve.

[tooscience]

agreed. it has been far far too long

[thearchangel]

YES.

GOOD.

[tooscience]

ARE YOU PREPARED

[stabbywheelfeet]

MY BODY IS READY.

[tooscience]

/rubs self all over

[stabbywheelfeet]

This will be fabulous.

[tooscience]

did i tell you i had a cracky dream where sideswipe was dating h'ssssk

it was incredibly amusing

[stabbywheelfeet]

THAT WOULD JUST END IN DISASTER. SERIOUSLY.

[tooscience]

they spent most of their time preening on who was better looking. and then they went and saw a movie and had dinner

[stabbywheelfeet]

MAYBE IF YOU WERE A ROBOT, H'SSSSK...

[tooscience]

...and then watch the teleporters turn him into a robot

[stabbywheelfeet]

And then H'ssssk was a Dinobot??

[tooscience]

a sexy one





i need to make this happen now

[stabbywheelfeet]

So does this mean he also has a simple brain?

[tooscience]

keywords

[stabbywheelfeet]

You're just jealous because I'm pretty.

[tooscience]

well fine be pretty. you girl



when he somehow becomes a robot he is getting drunk and hitting on sideswipe. for maximum hilariousness

[stabbywheelfeet]

Sideswipe is the girl in any and all relationships ever.

... yes good.

[tooscience]

come sideswipe. date the dinosaur. my brain is just. pure crack when thinking of these two

[stabbywheelfeet]

NO HE HAS STAND... some standards.

They can get trashed together, I am all for this.

[tooscience]

hey h'ssssk could be a really sexy mech you don't know

excellent

[stabbywheelfeet]

SIMPLE BRAIN. :|

[tooscience]

GENIUS WHO CAN MAKE TECH, COMPUTERS AND WEAPONS AND IS CAPABLE OF TIME TRAVEL

[stabbywheelfeet]

Wheeljack?

[tooscience]

sexy dinosaur wheeljack

[stabbywheelfeet]

... Dude no the Wheeljack in his world is the opposite of sexy.

[tooscience]

no, he is the sexy dinosaur version of a wheeljack type mind

[stabbywheelfeet]

...

NOT SURE IF... CAN PICTURE...

[tooscience]

fine. think of h'ssssk as a human. sexy off with human!swipe

[stabbywheelfeet]

i win.

[tooscience]

until you listen to the zombie plan

[stabbywheelfeet]

The zombie plan was stupid, even for you.

[tooscience]

no shhhh shhh. just love me

[stabbywheelfeet]

No.

[tooscience]

gonna eat that tire then

[stabbywheelfeet]

Gonna get kicked then.

[tooscience]

but sideswipe~ your feet are so sexy