why hello there.

[mistressofmagnetism]

hello hello everyone! My name is Haley and I am FRESH OFF.. UH.. THE TRAIN, HERE. I'm bringing in this green-haired lady from Marvel's X-Men, from 616 known as POLARIS, or Lorna Dane. Some things:

⚡ she's a little bit unstable
⚡ she's a mutant
⚡ she's sort of an x-person
⚡ she's got magnet powers
⚡ oh also she's magneto's daughter i guess SO THERE'S THAT!!

familyyyyy yep so IT'S EXCITING TO BE HERE hi hello yes. If you ever wanna get in contact with me, I'm at telepathing on AIM and deliciousness! wheee

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[swagneto]

/quietly breathes on

Hayleyyyyyyy

HI IM SCOTTY AND I PLAY ONE OF YOUR THREE FATHERS.

.... wow that is not awkward.

Also you have me on plurk already. y e p.

[mistressofmagnetism]

H E H......... t-three fathers

none of which are SILVER FOXES!!!! this will be so shocking to her. what are you like. twelve. oh god but really.

yes i have. i have .. got you

YES I AM EXCITED

[swagneto]

DONT WORRY HE'LL GET THERE EVENTUALLY.

I think.

but ksladjal i was reading your comment to Lae and can I just say that at least SOMEONE is taking his relationship better? I THINK?

come to daddy ): he needs all the hugs rn cause what is SUDDEN FAMILY AUGH

[mistressofmagnetism]

SHE... WOULD PROBABLY EVEN GIVE THEM HUGS SINCE LOL YOU'RE DEAD IN HER WORLD

YEAH SHE PROBABLY WILL JUST BE LIKE "WHATEVER THEY WERE PRACTICALLY MARRIED BEFORE" since she just erected a statue of you jerks being bros together before she was brought here

though she also just found out that you killed her mom
thanks for getting her knocked up all illegitimately there and then cleaning up that mess (which surprisingly, in the scheme of 616 things, is actually kind of ooc for mags but whatever they retcon whatever they damn well please)


so lmao there's.........that. BUT YEAH MAN I THINK overall she'll probably like you a lot GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES

wow god can i.. stop talking.. I GUESS MY EXCITEMENT IS EVIDENT THOUGH RIGHT YEAHHHH

[swagneto]

This is one of those reasons why i gave up on comics mags because fuck all those retcons and YEAH. MARVEL WHYYYYYYYYY

But he's totally gonna be all BEST DAUGHTER even if he killed your mom SORRY ABOUT THAT KID.

You get +9832 Favorite Daughter points for that.

[mistressofmagnetism]

HELL YEAH THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME FOR HER SELF-ESTEEM ACTUALLY

[doesthemath]

What about her

Nope, doesn't care. At all.

[swagneto]

MAYBE IF HE KNEW

SUREEEEEEEE

/abuses strike-out

[doesthemath]

Wouldn't take much for him to find out with a bit of homework :|a

SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT HER REAL DAD which is good because her real dad being here would be a disaster okay

[myownbestfriend]

HE'S NOT DEAD HE'S JUST DEPOWERED.

...look, it's complicated.

[mistressofmagnetism]

wow that would blow her mind man

but the casket :I......

[myownbestfriend]

Lorna. When do any of us ever stay dead?

[mistressofmagnetism]

SUCH EMBARRASSING TRUTHS.

[myownbestfriend]

ngl, I want the XFC characters to be present as Emma matter-of-factly fills in Lorna on all the shit that happened between their canon points. "And then Xorn, who was pretending to be Magneto, got blasted out of his mind on Kick and destroyed Manhattan, but not, like, Onslaught bad, and then after that things were kind of quiet for maybe a month..."

[mistressofmagnetism]

LOL oh god poor.. poor them