i herp'd and i derp'd and i blew your house down

[cakesaretheenemy]

 JOOOOOHN INFLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUX

Hi, my name is Poptart (some of you might know me as the old Joan?) and I'm bringing in.... another John Egbert from Homestuck. orz Impulse apps, man. Don't worry, I'm not usually flaky. (I asked Aaron first I hope I'm not stepping on any toes...?)

Oh, okay, this John is 14 years old because he's from the one year time skip! That means he would be WORRIED because oh no he left jade alone but also eventually glad because a lot of his friends are here, yeah!!

My AIM's Kuroupouri if you want to plot with me and shit. If you don't see me around, feel free to PM me or something.

Comments

[fairygodtroll]

bb my elbows are actually just pointy little tumours filled with love for you

Basically I'm saying that you gave me lovecancer or something

[cakesaretheenemy]

oh

i've seen enough shenanigans in sing

to know that those are the kind of tumors

that get trolls earth pregnant :'(

[fairygodtroll]

 

 

 

 

i need an adult

[cakesaretheenemy]

im sorry your elbows have already absorbed the pollen

but ill make sure to pay for childcare


idk whats going on anymore

[fairygodtroll]

That's the most beautiful thing anyone has ever said to me or my hideous elbowspawn ;u;
 

shhh just smile and nod

[cakesaretheenemy]

I don't pollinate elbows and run bby ;)

[selfkismesis]

hahaha tumours