I return to fucking Halo everywhere

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

GOD DAMN SPARTANS ALL UP IN THIS SHIT

anyway I'm back now, so yaaaaaaaaay.  What've I missed in the past week, y'all?

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[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

NOT MUCH, surprisingly.

The holograms went all solid, and suddenly there's creepy bioshock-esque ramblings in the walls/journal entries from back when the station had people.

Also the Spartans just broke the generators so now we're in silent hill.

QUICK, if someone can conjure some Zombies, we'll be all the best games ever, in one.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Also, also: Welcome back. :D

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

Now we just need a nuke set to impact the station in less than seventy-two hours and we'll have a REAL ADVENTURE ON OUR HANDS

Also, good to be back /o/

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

OHSHIT. What if someone kidnaps the space-president's daughter? Will that work?

There's always space pollen. Gotta love that space pollen.

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

Of course it'll work. Because we're BAD ENOUGH DUDES

even you Shepard

you have boobs but you're still manly enough to be a dude anyway

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

You know it.

...


So is this where we chest bump? Because I'm down with that. That or piercing the heavens. Whichev.

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

Chest bump will suffice but BE CAREFUL

I WOULDN'T WANT TO HURT YOU

WITH THESE AWESOME PECS

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

OHSHIT. YOU COULD CUT GLASS ON THOSE.

THEY'RE LIKE A FIGHTER PLANE MADE OUT OF BICEPS.