fuck i have lost track of my intros what do i do now

[halfheartedcurse]

I'm still Surge and have not, fortunately, been replaced by a pod person. Aliens could not replicate these dashing roguish good looks. Har har har!

ANYWAY

I'm bringing in Eve from the hit (?) indie (probably) game The Binding of Isaac, which is all about a naked kid running around his basement full of monsters and shooting his tears at things to kill and destroy them while he tries to escape his mom who wants to kill him because a voice from above told her to. Also there are power-ups and religious allegories because, c'mon, when isn't there religious allegories? Never, pretty much.

Eve is an from AU where she's the main character instead of Isaac. The story is much the same except she is also cursed to turn into the Whore of Babylon which is some kind of demon thing and BLAH BLAH BLAH IT IS ALL IN THE APP.

Back to your regularly scheduled clusterfuck, yeah?

Comments

[breakstoys]

I blame you for the fact my BFF and I are addicted to this game now.

[halfheartedcurse]

OH MAN, AM I? KICK ASS!

How'd I do it? I forget a lot, you see...

[breakstoys]

Heh. I was reading your app going WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GAME? IT SOUNDS AWESOME. Then I got the demo, showed it to my buddy and the next thing I know BAM he bought it and we're addicted.

[halfheartedcurse]

YES GOOD
I AM GLAD TO BE RESPONSIBLE THIS
I kind of think that was the reaction of anyone reading my app
Less THIS GAME SOUNDS AWESOME
and more
what... is this...

[cohesions]

DELICIOUS EVE

[halfheartedcurse]

Yes excellent

/quietly reaches for

[scratchback]

rubs butt on

presh babbu

[halfheartedcurse]

KO please
she is like
shit what did i bullshit her age as again?
13
yes
that

how far have you gotten in the game?

[guardiano_perduto]

dear diary

i died today

i was killed by this thing

[halfheartedcurse]

THESE GUYS...