And then there was a newbie.

[thearchangel]

So.

Hi. My name is Red, and I just apped into this game for the first time ever. Yes. Hence the incredible nervousness with which I type this post

Anyway, I'm bringing Garrus Vakarian. You know, that alien guy who pretended to be Batman in Mass Effect 2. That's also the canon point he's coming from! So yes.

My AIM is thisismyomnitool. I can be reached by PM-ing this account, and I am painfully shy looking forward to playing with all the people. All of them.

...

I think that's it? Maybe?

I should go

Comments

[thearchangel]

I'M EXCITED AND I'M SCARED. New people are scary, Roy.

/flies to your arms

[emasculates]

BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW LIKE 80 PERCENT OF US YOU'VE GOT THIS THING WELL IN HAND, BB.

/scoops up and nuzzles lovingly

[thearchangel]

NO I DON'T THERE'S STILL 20% I DON'T KNOW.

/cliiiiiiiiiiing