the spirit of sobbing chaos [NEED PLOT VOLUNTEERS]

[deusexmachinarf]

SO! As everyone knows, Jade is a crazy science genius. As a lot of people know, Jadesprite is a crazy dog ghost.

What do you get when you combine these things? You get Jade using her science skills to mess with the teleporters in order to give Jadesprite a human body! Because that works with crazy science.

However!! The powers that be obviously won't take too kindly to miss Harley futzing around with the teleporter system. In order to distract them from Jade's work, Jadesprite... will be going on a rampage through Zone 02, trying to make as much of a nuisance of herself as possible. And that's where you come in!

Due to the obvious dramatic possibilities, Jadesprite is going to be kidnapping one or more people in order to make herself more of a distraction. She's incredibly powerful, so she could kidnap your character even if they're powerful too, if you like! She needs a couple hostages to sob all over and apologize to, though.

So me and Aaron would like to know if anyone would like your characters to be kidnapped! Your character won't be harmed at all, and pretty much the only restriction we have is that we'd like the "victims" to not be Homestuckers. It loses the impact if you're kidnapping someone you know.

The kidnapping would likely take about two days- one on which Jadesprite will be actually performing the kidnapping (with help from Jade, most likely), and a second day in which Jadesprite makes an evil villain post to the network in her attempt to call attention to herself.

ANYONE GAME??

ETA: Okay! We have some details and a good list of people that are getting nabbed. Excellent!

It looks like we'll probably be doing this starting this coming Friday, and then over the weekend. Backtagging will happen. A lot.

As for the victims, right now we have:

Fenris
Rattmann
Joe
Deadlock
Flynn
Raimi
Larxene
Protoman
Steve/Cap
Micah
Toby
Katniss

GOOD GOD GUYS apparently Sing has a kidnapping fetish. OH WELL more fun.

Comments

[illiterage]

I'm game as hell.

[deusexmachinarf]

Excellent. I'll let Aaron know next time they're around!

[illiterage]

Crazy dog bros! \o/

[astrometry]

yessssssss

[vilified]

I. Am horribly tempted to throw Rattmann into this if only because I imagine that Jadesprite and he would have hilariously awful conversations.

[astrometry]

do it do it do it

[vilified]

You know what fuck it yes let's do this. I need to get him out and meeting new people anyway, and what's better for a social life than KIDNAPPING?

[rebuildscience]

Chellbot does not approve.

And there's nothing she can do about it, because her portal gun exploded. :3

[vilified]

welp

Looks like Rattmann's just going to have to send her a postcard from the Social Express.

[brbvirmire]

Que?

[vilified]

Idk it sounded better in my head. Someone needs to keep me off the internet until I've fully woken up.

[originaljoe]

Lets throw Joe at this. He needs to get out of the house anyway.

[astrometry]

Sure!

[driftlock]

*offers one crabby robot*

[astrometry]

Definitely! how two girls are kidnapping a giant robot i have no idea but they'll make it happen

[driftlock]

His alt mode's a car. Is a carjacking possible? XD

[quarkylass]

THEY WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN.

[theuserabides]

Flynn's purpose on the station is to get kidnapped, and then make the person doing the kidnapping feel really bad about it.

[astrometry]

Jade will apologize. A lot.

[theuserabides]

Flynn doesn't mind. Gets him out of the house.

[fight4theusers]

...and scare Tron out of his processor. NBD. :|

[fuckinghubble]

I'd offer if it doesn't wind up being too cluttered.

Otherwise jdfhkd poor Jade.

[quarkylass]

SURE!

[breakstoys]

This brat here needs something to do so if you want to, I'm game.

[quarkylass]

YEAAAAAH KIDNAPPING which means yes c:

[breakstoys]

This is going to be fun XD

[hopediesalone]

I'm up for it.

[quarkylass]

Protoman did you not learn that you're not supposed to listen to jade when she suspiciously says to come someplace from the last time she got a bunch of people kidnapped

[quarkylass]

meaning yes

[hopediesalone]

hey

hey

last time that was kanaya for him

... granted he probably knows jade had a hand in it

POINT STANDS

anyway yes good

[astrometry]

jade is an evil mastermind never forget that

[usavatar]

I WOULD LOVE TO if you still have room for volunteers but sdkjf that is quite a list. u__u

[deusexmachinarf]

There is no way a list could ever be too long for Captain America.

[hybridharvester]

Kidnapping, what? Yes I am in favor of this.

[astrometry]

of course!

[wakingsavior]

o/???

[wakingsavior]

wow, wrong journal. That was meant to be balancetheblood

[quarkylass]

YEAAAAAH

[justamobster]

This face forever.

Really, Toby? Getting kidnapped by kids?

[wakingsavior]

SUPERPOWERED kids.

Also Jade's probably involved somehow. She's not exactly terrified and trying to escape. :|

[justamobster]

The whole superpowered thing hasn't stopped you before, miss Daye. That said Ladon's not too worried. Hell, he's pretty sure Toby'd at least make sure no one gets out of hand.

[astrometry]

Toby is going to be mothering the Jades even while kidnapped.

[accidentalspark]

IS IT TOO LATE TO VOLUNTEER............

[astrometry]

NOT TOO LATE NEVER TOO LATE my god how are they kidnapping all these people.

[deusexmachinarf]

PERSEVERANCE

[accidentalspark]

MAGIC? SPACE MAGIC? TIME VORTEXES? CHEESE BUNS?

[nyctophobias]

Can you kidnap Poniko.

And accidentally put her somewhere dark.