So this one time at band camp...

[tordenen]

Hello, Sing. This is Ultimate Thor. He's new to Sing, so be gentle.

Thor is a hippie. He likes long walks in the Norwegian landscape, talks about political, social and environmental change like some hipster you might want to punch in the face, but let's face it, you'd probably break your hand before that happens (oh look at that run-on-sentence). Oh, yes. I'm an idiot and forgot to tell you that Thor's a product of a super solider program.

Difference between him and MCU!Thor is, Thor is a mortal man. Like you and me, just jacked up with his own equipment and hammer. So he might not be a God, but you ain't getting a good right hook on him any time soon, boyo. What you can get, for a feasible fee of $0.00, is an intro thread from him.

And who am I? I'm BATMAN SAM.

In all seriousness, I love Batman jokes and I'm very excited to be here!!! I'm SamInABox @ Plurk and stromlo @ AIM. Peace o/!

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[doesthemath]

/SCREEAAAAAAAAAAAM

SAM HI IT'S MARI HI HI HI

[tordenen]

MARI MARI MARI.

HAVE SOME INTENSE STARING.

[doesthemath]

I DO LOVE ME SOME INTENSE STARING

also remind me to make you a techno viking icon okay

[tordenen]

AWWW YEAH. DROP US A BEAT WHILE TECHNO-VIKING COMES TO THE RESCUE YO

[doesthemath]

OH MY GOD THAT ICON I CAN'T

I CANNOT

I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO CAN OKAY


that scene jfkdsj

[tordenen]

YEAH. WHO'S YOUR DADDY.

My job here is done.

[doesthemath]

sobbing

[ex_flyting687]

GUESS WHO THIS IS

OMG WELCOME TO SING, ;A;~~~

[tordenen]

DANZY. This is all your fault. You enabled somehow.

[doesthemath]

wait wait I wanna take credit for enabling too 8D

[tordenen]

/SHOVES IT AT

what would i do without you guys enabling me ;A;

[doesthemath]

Uuuuuuuhm not be in this game about to have the most fun ever?

[ex_flyting687]

Come on now, it can't be that bad. /eyebrow waggle

[tordenen]

BANE OF MY EXISTENCEEEEE o9

ilu bro sob

[ex_flyting687]

YOU WILL NEVER BE RID OF ME !!!

sob let me love you man ;;

[seismal]

SCREA

i mean hi i am kat i play daisy johnson from marvel, the 616 universe, and i'm like super thrilled to see more people playing from ultimates *^*

[tordenen]

/FLAIL.

She's in Secret Invasion and I haven't gotten Secret Invasion yet ;A;

Anyway, hello!! Ultimate Thor is pretty chill, unless you go beyond Ultimates #2. Then it's. THINGS HAPPEN.

[lyntergalactic]

/personal account whoo

aaaah secret invasion is so wonderful, it's probably one of my favorite marvel events

and alskjfas i know allll about ultimates and the horror past volume 2 fff. that was part of my intro to the marvel side of comics and. yeah. :|a

[tordenen]

aldfjadjfal I WAS SUPPOSE TO GET THE WHOLE ARC. but there's been a shipping error at my local comic book store. now i'm waiting on it like a pathetic child.

it is. yeah. i can't even describe it. but HEY, THAT ICON IS GORGEOUS.

[lyntergalactic]

OH NO D: hopefully it comes soon.

a friend of a friend said it's "for the most part, horrific and makes your soul bleed" which i have to agree with. and yet, i help run a blog dedicated to the ultimate universe......... and ALSKDJFA thank you!!

[tordenen]

*A* LINK ME?!?

It is horrific... I didn't have the guts to read through it because that art was gross, and Thor basically flipped back to 616!Thor patterns except with more FAIL. So. HIPPIE!THOR FTW.

[seismal]

bam

YAY HIPPIE!THOR

[arches]

SUP SAM THIS IS HALLIE

and i play dudebro archer

yep welcome and all that

[tordenen]

Dudebro. Clint.

We will have the best of times. THE BEST.

[filou]

HELLO BATMAN I AM MIR and I play this idiot and the bigger idiot known as MCU Tony Stark

The most I know about Ultimates is Fantastic Four Ultimates, and I think I stopped keeping up after Marvel Zombie invasion (mostly because I got lazy)

[tordenen]

MIR. I KNOW YOU on plurk via more awesome people than i. 8|a

Ult!FF makes me have feels. SO MANY FEELS. I can't even begin.

[filou]

I shall bask in the glow of awesome people and you.

REED AND HIS STUPID FAMILY CAN'T BE HAPPY IN ANY UNIVERSE.

[dusk_and_dawn]

Balder is also a hippie (one that slices people in half...) so I'm sure they'll get along.

[tordenen]

I love Balder!!! He is the best brother a brother could have. *A*

[searchnrescueh2]

Oh scre-! hello~! I'm alex and I play this derp medic with hippie tendencies yet enough weapons to be a touch scary, and alsp MCU!Pepper Potts.

So much Marvel. :3

[tordenen]

ALL THE HIPPIES UNITE. well hippies with weapons. they are bros that way.

Hello Alex!! 8D

[searchnrescueh2]

Yes. Ratchet is a decided hippie. I mean look at his paint color. Neon. :|

8D

[thundering]

OH HAAAAAAY GURL GLAD TO SEE YOU MADE IT IN

[thundering]

even though this is super late and whatever



hi sam it's ammay duh what's up

[tordenen]

ammmaay. ;;

this is also super late because i'm drowning in life. HI THOR BRO. LETS MAKE LIKE MEN AND HEAD FOR PEACEFUL PROTESTS.

[hesmypuddin]

/ALL THE FLAIL!

HI, SAM! I'm Alma and currently I only play this nutjob, but someday maybe more!! /SOB

THOR IS BIG AND MUSCLEY AND HARLEY DOESN'T LIKE HIM AS MUCH AS LOKI, SO THERE!

[tordenen]

/FLAILS AT

I love all these comic book characters, lemme tell you /HOLDS ALL OF THEM.

EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM, HARLEY.

[acrobatical]

HIPPY THOR! I am so excite!

[tordenen]

Excited Dick.

Nope never not funny.

[personalbubble]

THE DICK JOKES NEVER END.

Oh, god. I'm going to hell for posting that from this account.