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oh hey

who is this person who is too tired to hit shift key

this is sammo aka that smaller, pinker failtard behind the bigger, greener failtard with the anger issues (aka Bruce Banner) with a new character. errybody - meet Agent Peter Burke of the fbi. he hails from a little show called White Collar, which is totally full of crime and solving thereof and nazi submarines and silly, overly pretty men who make the WORST LIFE CHOICES EVER, NEAL CAFFREY, TAP DANCING JEEBUS ON A POGO STICK. i mean. cough. you should watch it, it's a good show, i have links for interested parties because i am a pirate queen yarr

anyway

he's coming in on a cr au, having spent a year at babylonwood which is basically your average happy magical fairy tale wood if the grimm brothers were tweaking and tripping on about a pound of acid while watching the saw series. he is used to Bad Things Happening and managed to get himself slightly magicked up during his stay so while he's still mostly a badass normal, he's now got himself a little juiced up on fae-ness. yes. that happened.

he has a thread over at the cr meme that is free and pokeable and

think that's it

Comments

[doppelcoder]

FINALLY. Someone else with a tie.

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ohmygosh you have no idea how badly Peter has missed ties. and suits. and COFFEE. and hot water heaters and indoor plumbing... being stuck in the magic boondocks with less than the bare essentials has hurt his blue collar soul. so much.

HE WILL APPRECIATE GOOD NON-FLOSS TIES WITH YOU FOREVER, ALAN - after the initial "...you're Bruce Boxleitner" moment.

[doppelcoder]

Guuuuuurl, get in the teleporter, we're going shopping.

[doctoring]

BUT WHAT WILL HE DO WITHOUT HIS HETEROSEXUAL LIFE PARTNER

hi sam

[w_for_wizard]

Peeeeeeteeeeeer. I cannot wait to have fairy knight bros again. CANNOT. WAIT.

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HE WILL GET HIM BACK EVENTUALLY it's Neal and Peter they can't stay away from each other

hey hey hey

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Dresssssssssdennnnnnnnnnnnnnn. YES ME TOO he will just be "OH THANK GOD SOMEONE SANE IS HERE where is Murphy, Harry, we got shit to do"

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[w_for_wizard]

AHAHAHA HARRY WILL BE SO CONFUSED.

WHO ARE YOU AND WHO IS THIS STRANGE FAIRY WHOSE MAGIC YOU HAVE ALL OVER YOU BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF FREAKING HIM OUT. ...a soulgaze might be necessary at some point before too long. Just. Y'know. To make sure Peter's not evil or crazy or anything. 8D

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WELL LIKE THAT'S ANYTHING NEW FOR YOU HARRY COME ON

but it's okay the confusion will be mutual once the whole WAIT YOU NO REMEMBER WHAT oh man soulgaze that will be hella interesting on both ends good lord i cannot wait 8DDDD

[lookslike_fishmen]

OH BOY A FED Jack will be so borderline hostile you have no idea.

Also he might be hilariously dubious of any tales of magical fae things. Clearly there weren't enough tentacles, eyeballs, or fins for it to be real.

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oh boy Peter hasn't had to deal with fed-related hostility in months HE HAS ALMOST MISSED IT except not

...snort. OUR ELDRITCH MAGIC HORRORS ARE DIFFERENT, JACK /tvtrope

[lookslike_fishmen]

Hey, nobody would be pleased with the Feds if Hoover tortured them. Jack's reason is totally valid.

FRACTURE YOUR MIND LOOKING AT THEM OR NO DICE, BRO pffffft they seriously need to have an Eldritch Horror-off at some point.

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Hoover.... had a ridiculous amount of problems BUT THINGS HAVE GOTTEN BETTER SINCE THEN!!!

hey the normal looking ones are still big on the mind breaking okok AND YES peter can discuss how he basically got soul-maimed since that totally counts

[lookslike_fishmen]

Hoover is... special AND KIND OF RUINED THINGS FOR JACK A LOT but he had like one bro that was a Fed that survived so fingers crossed? Otherwise he's just going to be like OH REALLY, WELL PROVE IT.

soul-maiming, mind-swapping, basically their lives sucked and now there are someones to discuss this with without getting a 'lawl you crazy'