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[fusrodah.livejournal.com]

Supsup, Singlings! Louise/Vriska-mun here with the player character from TES: Skyrim. There's more information in her app, but it's pretty spoiler-heavy. And long. So here are the basics:

For people who have played Skyrim: She's a wood elf who has almost finished the main storyline. She's also biffles with Sheogorath, but didn't bring the Wabbajack with her (yet?). Sweet.

For people who haven't played Skyrim: She's a pointy-eared tree-hugging moron with cannibalistic tendencies whose hobbies include defiling ancient burial crypts and murdering all the dragons. Dragons are dicks, and if you're a dragon (and she finds out that you are one) she is going to want to kill you and eat your soul. She can also Shout you to death. Shouts will be bolded when used, and I'll also provide mouseover text to indicate what she's yelling about!

If you play a dragon, I apologise in advance. If you're Michi, I don't apologise at all. Teehee!

Comments

[featheryasshole]

QUESTION

DOES SHE KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DINOSAURS AND DRAGONS

[fusrodah.livejournal.com]

She knows dragons, oka-- wait WHAT THE FUCK IS A DINOSAUR

 

 

 

DOES IT TASTE GOOD

[featheryasshole]

NO

IT DOES NOT

ESPECIALLY BABY DINOSAURS

[fusrodah.livejournal.com]

Then obvs you never ate well-prepared dinosaur, gosh

GONNA PUT ON YE OLDE CHEF HAT

FEED YOU SOME DINOSAUR

MAKE YOU DRINK ROTMETH

[featheryasshole]

TOUCH THE DINOSAUR BABIES AND YOU DIE, BITCH

[fusrodah.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE MEAN, ORANGE GHOST HAGRAVEN BOY ._.

[featheryasshole]

AND YOU'RE RUDE, BROWN ELF CHICK B|

[deusexmachinarf.livejournal.com]

[fusrodah.livejournal.com]

WHY ARE YOU CRYING

LET ME GUESS

SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEETROLL

[deusexmachinarf.livejournal.com]

if nepeta never says "i am sworn to carry your purrdens" i will be a sad aith

[fusrodah.livejournal.com]

oh my god elder scrolls and puns

I do declare I have a case of the vapours! 8O

[rustigedraak.livejournal.com]

BRING IT ON, SQUISHY.

I mean. Hi there.

[fusrodah.livejournal.com]

HELLO, DRAGON

YOU ARE A DRAGON

THAT MEANS YOU MUST DIE, YOU DRAGON

(FOR YOUR DRAGON CRIMES)

(like existing)

[rustigedraak.livejournal.com]

DON'T TEST ME CUTE LITTLE ELF DAME. I WILL EAT YOU.

[fusrodah.livejournal.com]

BUT

ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND?

SPACE IS WEIRD AS SHIT

[rustigedraak.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE THE WEIRD ONE, POINTY EARS.

[fusrodah.livejournal.com]

WEIRD? PLS. YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY WEIRD AND UNNATURAL?

DRAGONS THAT AREN'T DEAD.

[rustigedraak.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE HELL DID WE EVER DO TO YOU, HUH?

I'M JUST MINDING MY OWN DRAGONY BUSINESS HERE!

[avengerofjade.livejournal.com]

OH HELL YES!

COME AT ME BRO! >8D

[circuitry]

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM

[basileusphobe.livejournal.com]

DAT ICON

[circuitry]

I AM JUST A LEGISLACERATOR OF THE IMPERIAL LEGION

TRUE JUSTICE DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE

NO

TRUE JUSTICE IS THAT LIGHTY BEACON OF LIGHT IN A WORLD OF PREJUDICE AND DISORDER, WHERE NOT EVEN THE INNOCENT ARE SAFE

BUT REST ASSURED THAT THE LEGION IS HERE TO UPHOLD TH3 L4W

[basileusphobe.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU

[supernova1006]

I NEEDED THIS IN MY LIFE

[deadlyenforcer.livejournal.com]

>:I