blah blah blah LOGIC

[notsoloyal]

Hello. There's that fresh new smell of corn as I, Corny, bring you all some weird purple logic robot turned human from capeandcowl.

He is of the Dreamwave flavor, and his name is Shockwave. He's a crazy little thing.

He also has the touch and you don't.

I look forward to harassing playing with all of you.

Comments

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

SO MANY ROBOTS

i love it

[notsoloyal]

they are invading

in order to steal your soul

[zedlessusername.livejournal.com]

does he sound like corey burton

does he

does he corny

[notsoloyal]

don't you already know that he does zero

how would he be shockwave and not sound like corey burton

he has always been british monotone

really zero really

[zedlessusername.livejournal.com]

HEY I HAVE TO MAKE ABSOLUTELY SURE WITH THESE THINGS

so wasp can be puzzled at why he sounds like a british longarm

... if he knew what britain was

[notsoloyal]

HE HAS BEEN IN CnC FOR OVER A YEAR HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE KNOWN THIS

yes. yes he can

wasp. go research britain D|

[zedlessusername.livejournal.com]

well i can't exactly hear accents in text can i

HE'S FROM SPACE HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT ENGLAND IS

[notsoloyal]

it was mentioned like a bazillion times D\ pay attention

MAKE HIM LEARN. HE HAS TO SOMETIME

[cohesions.livejournal.com]

...more robots?

IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS

[notsoloyal]

CHRISTMAS COMES FIFTY TIMES A YEAR NOW

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

WHAT IS LOVE

[notsoloyal]

BABY DON'T HURT ME

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

DON'T HURT ME

[notsoloyal]

NO MORE

/dies

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

MAN THAT'D BE A CRAPPY WAY TO INTRO SHOCKWAVE.

[notsoloyal]

that's how it's gonna happen

just because you said that

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

I'll laugh, because I'm that kind of douchebag.

[notsoloyal]

FINE

IT'LL RAIN FLOWERS AND RAINBOWS

AND BIRDS WILL SING

HOW ABOUT THAT

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

I WILL ALSO LAUGH ANYWAY

[notsoloyal]

D|

no post for you

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

why can't i be happy either wayyyyy

[notsoloyal]

because i don't love you









okay fine. i'm posting

terrible terrible things

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

gleeeeeee

[notsoloyal]

ta-daaaaaaaaaaaa

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

HELLO YOU I am waiting for the bus but I KNOW YOUUUU...

[notsoloyal]

...

/goes to kidnap you from the bus stop

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

Corny I am trying to go to new York here 8|

[notsoloyal]

umm

ummmmmmm


YOU CAN SMUGGLE ME IN YOUR BAG

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

okay

you can come

*puts in bag*

[notsoloyal]

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet