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khsdjah Hello there, Singularity! I'm Jae, and I play the movie-version of Captain Steve Grant Rogers, aka Captain America. I'm incredibly excited to be playing with you all, and I hope you'll be patient with my inevitable fail as I figure out my way around everything!!

Accompanying me on this grand adventure are

¶ HALLIE, playing Clint Barton aka Hawkeye, the company's resident SMALL MAN
Can be a very funny or very tiresome Tour COMPANION, depending on how this kind of thing grabs you. Since the Rules allow him to make JOKES, he will excuse uncouth behavior in a variety of comical ways. Physically he may be stunted or not at all handsome, although he usually dresses flamboyantly. If you can avoid smacking him, you will come to tolerate if not love him. He will contrive, in some way, to play a major part in SAVING THE WORLD.
¶ MIR playing Tony Stark aka I-am-Soulbonder-Man, the UNPLEASANT STRANGER
A Tour COMPANION whom no one likes or trusts. Usually the Stranger is male and neither young nor old. He can be either sly and ingratiating or gruff and taciturn, and sets everyone's back up and teeth on edge. His hair will be dark. In some cases he is a dispossessed or long-lost KING, embittered by his past, in which case you will have misjudged him. A fairly sure rule of thumb is to look at the Stranger's hair. If it is greasy, he has to be a SPY. If it is simply "unkempt" or "greying," or both, he is on the side of GOOD.
¶ SAMMO, playing Bruce "I'm sorry I'm so sorry" Banner aka the Hulk, our WOODSMAN
WOODSMEN live in the WOODS, and can be either Human or Other. They seldom join the Tour, but are often met in the course of it. Frequently they are hostile and suspicious to begin with. You may have to work hard to get them on the side of the Tour. Mostly they simply want to go on living privately.... Tourists are advised to be very polite to Woodsmen, however extraordinary they might look.
¶ AMMAY playing Thor aka........ Thor. The LONG-LOST KING
These are Kings who have been hidden or mislaid, generally soon after birth. They are normally rather young and will be using the Tour to acquire both experience as rulers and various items of Royal regalia (SWORD, SCEPTER, RING, CUP, et cetera) which have been lost at least as long as they have. There is obviously a bit of overlap between long-lost Kings and MISSING HEIRS, but you can generally tell the difference when you see one: a Missing Heir is almost inhumanly naive.


....Which I suppose makes Steve the resident VIRGIN
In much demand, for various reasons. For SACRIFICE on an ALTAR to a bad GOD. The virgin must be young, good-looking, and wearing white.... Occasionally used for tempting UNICORNS. The mode of attraction whereby a Unicorn is brought to lay its head in the lap of a young girl is probably no longer effective.

IT'S A PLEASURE TO BE HERE. OH GOD PLEASE DON'T KILL US.

All definitions provided courtesy of Diana Wynne Jones' Tough Guide to Fantasyland. u__u

Comments

[shootingshields]

Steve will be easy. All Peggy has to do is frown at him and he will do whatever she says. But Clint and Tony, man. Peggy has no patience for this shit 8|

[usavatar]

;w;

[shootingshields]

sup bb

[ms_pepperpotts]

Steve is easy, period. He's easy to manage. I mean. >.>; Pepper has Tony. And I think Clint deserves a tag team just to keep him in line.

[shootingshields]

He's just shy okok! But yes a tag team without Natasha around is probably the best bet.

[ms_pepperpotts]

And once she shows up, it will be epic. :D But yes, Steve is so shy, it is adorable. Lucky for y'all Pepper has been here for almost a month and has figured out quite a few things.

[shootingshields]

Yes!! The girls got this covered. And aww yeah she is the best person to collect information like that B)

[ms_pepperpotts]

Of course~! Between the two of them, they'll herd the frat boys.

[arches]

........................................ :c

[shootingshields]

wat 8|

[arches]

he just wants to be your friend peggy
and go to the shooting range with you
and tease steve about you

is that so wrong??

[shootingshields]

well the shooting range is acceptable
and she is not as easily flustered as steve

so i guess she can deal with having you around

[arches]

it's ok if you're not flustered
as long as he is 8)

YOU WILL LOVE HIM

[shootingshields]

chances of success in that mission are very likely

LOVE IS SUCH A STRONG WORD