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khsdjah Hello there, Singularity! I'm Jae, and I play the movie-version of Captain Steve Grant Rogers, aka Captain America. I'm incredibly excited to be playing with you all, and I hope you'll be patient with my inevitable fail as I figure out my way around everything!!

Accompanying me on this grand adventure are

¶ HALLIE, playing Clint Barton aka Hawkeye, the company's resident SMALL MAN
Can be a very funny or very tiresome Tour COMPANION, depending on how this kind of thing grabs you. Since the Rules allow him to make JOKES, he will excuse uncouth behavior in a variety of comical ways. Physically he may be stunted or not at all handsome, although he usually dresses flamboyantly. If you can avoid smacking him, you will come to tolerate if not love him. He will contrive, in some way, to play a major part in SAVING THE WORLD.
¶ MIR playing Tony Stark aka I-am-Soulbonder-Man, the UNPLEASANT STRANGER
A Tour COMPANION whom no one likes or trusts. Usually the Stranger is male and neither young nor old. He can be either sly and ingratiating or gruff and taciturn, and sets everyone's back up and teeth on edge. His hair will be dark. In some cases he is a dispossessed or long-lost KING, embittered by his past, in which case you will have misjudged him. A fairly sure rule of thumb is to look at the Stranger's hair. If it is greasy, he has to be a SPY. If it is simply "unkempt" or "greying," or both, he is on the side of GOOD.
¶ SAMMO, playing Bruce "I'm sorry I'm so sorry" Banner aka the Hulk, our WOODSMAN
WOODSMEN live in the WOODS, and can be either Human or Other. They seldom join the Tour, but are often met in the course of it. Frequently they are hostile and suspicious to begin with. You may have to work hard to get them on the side of the Tour. Mostly they simply want to go on living privately.... Tourists are advised to be very polite to Woodsmen, however extraordinary they might look.
¶ AMMAY playing Thor aka........ Thor. The LONG-LOST KING
These are Kings who have been hidden or mislaid, generally soon after birth. They are normally rather young and will be using the Tour to acquire both experience as rulers and various items of Royal regalia (SWORD, SCEPTER, RING, CUP, et cetera) which have been lost at least as long as they have. There is obviously a bit of overlap between long-lost Kings and MISSING HEIRS, but you can generally tell the difference when you see one: a Missing Heir is almost inhumanly naive.

....Which I suppose makes Steve the resident VIRGIN
In much demand, for various reasons. For SACRIFICE on an ALTAR to a bad GOD. The virgin must be young, good-looking, and wearing white.... Occasionally used for tempting UNICORNS. The mode of attraction whereby a Unicorn is brought to lay its head in the lap of a young girl is probably no longer effective.

IT'S A PLEASURE TO BE HERE. OH GOD PLEASE DON'T KILL US.

All definitions provided courtesy of Diana Wynne Jones' Tough Guide to Fantasyland. u__u

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SO FUCKING LATE. :| HI LOVES.

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO sup. c:

Sup! Pepper will be happy to meet you!

Bruce will be happy to meet her too... Especially when he finds she can corral Tony some. *A*

She can corral him pretty well, but yes, she will be happy to meet some of his friends. :)

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hulk - 2011-11-06 18:24 (UTC) - Expand

ms_pepperpotts - 2011-11-06 21:00 (UTC) - Expand

hulk - 2011-11-06 21:37 (UTC) - Expand

I think the post has only been up for 10 minutes so

BUT HELLO

You're late, too. :|

He was dying. /forever excuse

But in Tony's defense it was only a month and due to time dilation it was only a week for him

We're dying from the minute we take our first breath!

The poor dear.

YOU'RE NOT LATE THIS JUST... EXPLODED........

Y'all bring the explosions. :|a

Collateral damage. Is a problem.

Boys, honestly! Pepper is :|, Ratchet just agrees with that assessment.

You can always tell where we've been. ~~oh wait that's the X-Men~~ 8D;;;

X MEN FIELD TRIP TO THE LOUVRE

sorry in advance for the destruction of several centuries and multi-billions worth of art.

hulk - 2011-11-06 18:20 (UTC) - Expand

Or wherever the Hulk has been. :|

ms_pepperpotts - 2011-11-06 21:02 (UTC) - Expand

And since I forgot to add, I'm Alex and besides Pepper, I also have Ratchet from Bayverse here and he will love to meet y'all. :D

ravynabbey is my AIM, ravynstoneabbey is plurk and PM also works!

helllooo, ms. potts.

Pepper will have a time with you, won't she, Mr. Barton?

once he figures out it'll piss off tony? oh yes.

but really he's a nice guy!!

Oh dear. Popcorn time. :D

So nice you're introducing Steve to Ke$ha?

WHY HELLO!

Thor, I do hope you will be super nice to poor Pepper??? Also HELLO. I'm going to drown, I fear.

Of course!! He'll like Pepper. I THINK WE ALL ARE.

Aww, she'll like Thor too. He has manners! ~~And he is lovely eyecandy...~~

We'll drown in awesome!