I, uh, yeah....

[dashhole.livejournal.com]

oh dear god what am i doing  YO, WHASUP.  Uh, it's Coffee again.  You know what this means; I'm back, and bringing a Scout with me.  God help us all.

Pertinent information is thus, for those who are unfamiliar: Scout is a homicidal manchild hired gun from a universe where nine guys compete with nine other guys for control of a bunch of "Fools Gravel" (a.k.a. sand) jointly owned by two companies and their feuding brother CEOs, in 1968.  He has almost no impulse control and is roughly as mature as your average 13 year old Call of Duty player.  You were warned.

Also he runs fast and jumps high.  Beware of Ego.

I'm probably not going to be introing in-game until after the current event (cause I hate jumping in the middle of things), so.  Yeah.

Why can't I quit you. ;A;

I'm just....gonna go ahead and apologise for anything that comes out of this guy's mouth in advance.  Yeeeeeah.

Comments

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

YAY

[dashhole.livejournal.com]

THIS SHALL BE WONDERFUL AND TERRIBLE

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

yeeeeeeeeeesssssssss

Parker needs a new friend to run around and cause trouble with.

[dashhole.livejournal.com]

OK, see, trouble? He can DO trouble.

We can talk.

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

excellent

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

Oh I have a feeling these two will get along just swimmingly.

[dashhole.livejournal.com]

I DUNNO IT DEPENDS i mean scout kinda has this habit where he insults pretty much everyone who he comes into contact with---



oh wait, that's a fishpun :c

BUT YEAH if you can get past or ignore the abrasive attitude....

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

Haha, the only time I swear I can make these puns with him. 3:

BUT MAYBE ... I MEAN ... ERIDAN'S JUST THE SAME IN A WAY. Only more terribly genocide-y and wanting to kill everyone and thinking that he's hot shit BUT YEAH

[dashhole.livejournal.com]

Less on the genocide, more on the irl trolling, but yeah. A domination kill is good, too.

[tokinohime.livejournal.com]

Pshhh. Like a match made in heaven or something.

[dashhole.livejournal.com]

Lol. Just don't expect him to play fair....or be anything less than a sore winner.

[tokinohime.livejournal.com]

fhusdfs. WELL ERIDAN IS CERTAINLY THE BIGGEST LOSER EVER so.... 8') He cheats too, so it's all good.

[fuckinghubble]

FUCK YEAH RED SCOUT 8D

[dashhole.livejournal.com]

SACROSANCT NEEDED MORE JERKS, RIGHT?

[fuckinghubble]

OH ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY! BEFORE LONG NICE PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE, A COMODOTY.

[dashhole.livejournal.com]

WHAT, YOU MEAN THEY AREN'T ALREADY?

[fuckinghubble]

Pas de touché.

[rustigedraak.livejournal.com]

Ladon approves of the baseball bat.

Welcome back!

[dashhole.livejournal.com]

Danke. Funnily enough, Ladon always struck me more as a Chicago piano type of guy.

[rustigedraak.livejournal.com]

Tommy guns are effective for handling problems, sure. But you can't extract money from a guy full of lead.

Broken knee-caps, however...

[dashhole.livejournal.com]

Heeeeey, does that mean you're offerin' work? Cause uh... :D

[rustigedraak.livejournal.com]

I'm sure we could work somethin' out...

[im-sorry-dave.livejournal.com]

Coffee mon cher or whatever
/reaches

[dashhole.livejournal.com]

CARA MIA

[rebuildscience]

 

[dashhole.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeey. How you doin'?

[rebuildscience]

 

[dashhole.livejournal.com]

[cracks up] YEAH, that's the most common reaction to that.

[rebuildscience]

I strive to entertain. :D

[speedyasshole.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'm sure you're pretty fast.

What're you like maybe 30 MPH on foot?

HEH.

[dashhole.livejournal.com]

hehehehehe

just wait till he finds footage of The Flash.