OH GOD HOW DID I GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD AT INTRODUCTIONS

[missmaillady.livejournal.com]

Hello, everyone! I'm Yubi, and I've brought a mildly AU version of the Peregrine Mendicant here to play in your magical mysteryland.

PM is a letter carrier from the planet Prospit, though she's spent a stint on a postapocalyptic Earth and, more recently, a year stuck in an unpleasant space facility in space. Basically, she's an immortal anthropomorphic chess piece alien postman clone from a cosmic video game. CLEAR AS MUD.

I will be making an IC post shortly, but it's good to meet you all :D My AIM and Plurk are @ Piratopteryx.


are you happy now michi

Comments

[missmaillady.livejournal.com]

oh no no no no no no no no n

wait

you're a lot pinker than I remember

[gottakilldaves]

but facilijack is pink sometimes!!!!!!!

also, canonswap week. you were totally there and he totally hit on PM like burning, don't deny B[

anyway you know you want some of dat stabs

[missmaillady.livejournal.com]

THAT WAS A REALLY WEIRD WEEK OKAY SHE'S NOT ENTIRELY CONVINCED IT WASN'T A FUCKED UP DREAM.

AT LEAST HER JACK DOESN'T usually SMELL LIKE A HOBO.

[gottakilldaves]

BABY THIS AINT A DREAM, THIS MANLY CHEST IS REAL

go on

touch it


you know you want to


and that would be implying jack bathes in any universe. why do you think his arm is still coated in blood?