DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY

[fortwoyears.livejournal.com]

Greetings Sing, I bring you the rainbow skittles lizard from Mass Effect! Also known as Feron. Also known as that drell from the comic book who is only in the game via DLC.

Anyway he was an information trader, but then he got tortured for two years so he's not entirely stable anymore. He'd like to tell you that he's fine though. He's also crap at coming up with plans, so if you listen to one of his plans, make sure you have a backup. That or sit back and watch Feron get beat up. That seems to happen a lot.

And remember kids, no tasting the rainbow.

Also this is Corny.

Comments

[notsoloyal]

he would like to claim never and that he's fine

[vanguard-charge.livejournal.com]

Shepard repeatedly asks if he's sure and also other awkward questions about drell philosophy and beliefs.

[notsoloyal]

dude. shep. bro. he's not thane. he is not the one to be going to for philosophy and belief lessons

[vanguard-charge.livejournal.com]

Would he prefer awkward questions about his biology and the status of his involvement with Liara?

[notsoloyal]

that's a bit better

[vanguard-charge.livejournal.com]

Where do the skittles come out of?

[notsoloyal]

he will come up to your cabin and show you

[vanguard-charge.livejournal.com]

[The sound of skittles hitting a carpeted floor in a steady stream]

[notsoloyal]

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