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SO HEY

Gogol here- a few of might know me from my extremely brief tenure here as Regrettable Pink Davesprite, but I am happy to say that today I am bringing not an unfortunately gooey AU character but Raven "Mystique" Darkholme, of blue skin, metamorphic talent, and a newfound appreciation for nudism. I'm taking her from a few months after the end of First Class, rather than, say, the original X-men trilogy, not least because in First Class she has more than two spoken lines; as such, she still thinks of herself as (adopted) sister to a certain meddling telepath, and is only just getting the hang of the whole activist-in-the-mutant-separatism-movement thing.

Which movement she probably won't be particularly happy to find herself torn from the bosom of, but boy am I excited to be here. Feel free to hit me up on AIM at thremedon- or you can find me on plurk as gigl. Y-yeah.

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The shock of discovering that she's spawned is going to be bad enough, but the shock of finding that she's spawned a waffler...

MAKE UP YOUR MIND, KURT.

It's okay, he wont' recognize if unless you go around all blue and--

Scaly and naked?

Yes, I can see this is going to be a productive familial tie. 8')

GOD EVEN MY MOTHER WEARS CLOTHES, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

CLOTHES ARE A HUMAN FALLACY.

OH MY GOD MY MOTHER IS RUNNIGN AROUND THE STATION NAKED

HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BE COOL IF YOU ACT LIKE THIS

'COOL' IS ALSO A HUMAN FALLACY!! AND CLOSELY RELATED TO 'GROOVY', AT THAT. YOU SHOULD BE PAST THIS, YOUNG PADAWAN.

OH LIKE YOU NEVER CARED ABOUT BEING COOL WHEN YOU WERE FIFTEEN

no i was too busy angsting over how even if other girls thought i was cool it was only because they were impressed by an illusion and if they ever met the real me it wouldn't be a question of cool it would be a question of how fast i could run :(

At least they liked a fake you. I got called a rat and a demon and a monkey and everybody made fun of me all the time.

Hmph.

oh yeah not everyone could naturally disguise their differences lol

BUT SEE YOU WERE LUCKY. BECAUSE YOU NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO HIDE... SO YOU LEARNED TO BE BRAVE.

Totally. :)

/still turnes on image inducer when posting to network

:P

NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo B(((((

But don't worry, Kurt. Mommy's gonna teach you the error of your ways.

Like he trusts the fashion sense of someone who runs around naked all the time.

LISTEN, it's not about what you wear, it's- it's about how you wear it.

Yeah.

SIGH I guess I will just resign myself to being UNCOOL and it is ALL YOUR FAULT

We'll see about that, whippersnapper. I will make you cool just to spite you, see if I don't.

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