Possible Preemptive Hiatus

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time Surge lived in America's dick, which had the unfortunate tendency to get buffeted by hurricanes every once in a while. After five years of what I presume was mostly filled with sitting on her ass eating Cheetos and playing whatever games amorphous personifications of natural phenomena play, Mother Nature decided to get the fuck up and actually hit Florida with a hurricane instead of all this tropical storm nonsense (they are really hard to be scared of when you spend most of the power outages drunk MOVING DEBRIS). Hurricane Irene to be precise. Didn't this happen in 1999?

So then Surge went on a Just In Case Hiatus because hurricanes. The End.

This applies to the following:
has_a_hardline
im_sorry_dave
ysonightfurious
mcfussyfangs
adaptstosurvive

With god mode rights to Chii, Vic, Blu, Linda and Roy respectively, provided they aren't on hiatus themselves. If so, autopilot.

I'll still be tagging around on everything I have going, but if I suddenly vanish off the face of the planet you'll know shit got real. Or I died or something. Whatever.

UPDATE: Apparently the news can't make up it's fucking mind as to where this hurricane is going. I will sit in my house and just wait for my fucking power to go out. Dicks to this nonsense.

Comments

[creepersphere.livejournal.com]

>god mode rights to Vic

eheheheheheh

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

I always regret this decision...

[creepersphere.livejournal.com]

shh, only tentacles now

ps don't die or I'll have sad feels

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

i make no promises

[harpocratic.livejournal.com]

dun die ;A;

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

gosh fine

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

If you die, I'll cry all over everything you own.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

But if you ruin my laptop with tears who will ghostwrite for me

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

I promise to just cry on the back of the screen

SEE NO PERMANENT DAMAGE

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

kay

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

>god mode rights to Linda

eheheheheheh

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

Oh like you'll do anything horrid

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

kanaya

hey kanaya

guess what

it's party time

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

Oh man you mean the party that Kanaya's pillows are going to be having with Karkat's EVERYTHING when she finds out what happened with Dave?

Yeah. Awesome. I am all for that.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

sob

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

You better sob

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

shooooshhh shooooooooosh your rage

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

I regret making that icon

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

shoooooshhhhhhh

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

/pap pap pap pap pap pap pap

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

/ papppappappapp ppaaaappp pap

shooooshhh shooshshoooooshhhhshooooooooosh

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

will you accept my hugs?

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

maybe

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

/EMBRACE ME, MOIRAIL.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

KARKAT THAT IS THE WRONG SIGN

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

But I know what you mean so okay

/EMBRACES

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

oh my gosh just shut up and give me hugs okay jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzz

/HUGS UNTIL THE END OF TIME

also this is going to happen ICly, i hope you know.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

okay

[mightyappendix.livejournal.com]

plz to not be die.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

I WILL DO MY BEST

[selfgovernance.livejournal.com]

Nooooooooooooo baby come back to us. /R-REACHES



In the meantime, Darwin and Alex suddenly elope! THE END. /rubs hands evilly.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

Implying this wouldn't happen anyway after like a billion years of CR