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[northborn.livejournal.com]

SUP SINGULARITY. This is Lainie, bringing you Eric Northman from True Blood.

He's a 6'5" former viking and 1000+ year old vompar. JUST WHAT SINGULARITY ALWAYS WANTED. \o/ He's an arrogant creeper who thinks of humans as a lesser species. Like all vampires he pretty much crispifies in the sun and needs to drink blood to live. He's also super damn fine and charismatic.

oh yeah and people can get high off his blood.

SOON TO BE CHOMPING ON HUMANS ON YOUR SPACE STATION.

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BUT WHAT DOES HE THINK ABOUT SPACE ALIENS

[northborn.livejournal.com]

THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION. LET'S FIND OUT.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURL

[northborn.livejournal.com]

oh hello alien bloodsucker

you seem kinda young, though

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

Your face seems kinda young.

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I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING

GODDAMN DO THEY HAVE A DELICIOUS KOOL-AID RAINBOW RANGE OF FLAVORS

[northborn.livejournal.com]

OH BOY. New varieties!