EVENT UPDOOP

[notjelly]

The black rock event will end on the TENTH. Obviously backtags and backdating will be totally fine :)

I've got plans for how to end the event as well, so anyone else who has plans for vaccines, nanites, research and so on, GET IN HERE so we can discuss!!!

And everyone have fun and/or sads between now and then!


ETA:

Okay also!

I need some assistance :3 I need a character who is immune. This immune person will get to very briefly be an exorcist! Sort of. What that means is that they very briefly get an item that can destroy black rock.

WHO WANTS TOYS?

Comments

[gottakilldaves]

INTERESTED...

Jackdo has all the experience fighting fairydemons and mutants, he is so qualified to be an exorcist. This is definitely still the same thing.

[notjelly]

Unfortunately, there will be very little fighting involved. There will be the blasting of a few rocks and then...

...then A THING.

[gottakilldaves]

but

he can pretend

he could stack some rocks up and pretend its a monster and then PEW PEW
instant action

[notjelly]

my god

[gottakilldaves]

actually whats more likely is he would see this cool BLACKROCK KILLING THING and immediately think WHAT IF I USED THIS ON DAVE?

fuck saving the station he needs to test out his murder plots. PRIORITIES.



yeah okay jack is p much the worst candidate for this thing, he would doom everyone.

[notjelly]

IT WOULDN'T WORK SORRY JACKDO

it only works on corrupted stuff lol

[gottakilldaves]

MUTANT GENES ARE CORRUPT. KIND OF.

daves are corrupt with being insufferable pricks does that count

does it have any pointy edges

[notjelly]

YOUR LOGIC DOES NOT APPLY TO PURITY SPIRITS

No it's mostly just. Like.

You point a toaster at a rock, there's a nice little flash of pale light and the rock goes away :)

[gottakilldaves]

what if he covers dave in the rocks.......

[notjelly]

Then the rocks go away!

And Dave feels very clean and nontoxic for the rest of the day :3