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H-hi! /wave

I'm Katie and im new around here. I'm bringing in Marquise Spinneret Mindfang from Homestuck; for those of you who arent familiar with the series but tag around alot here, she's the ancestor of Vriska, a certain spidertroll who, as far as I can tell, has left quite the impression around these parts.
It's kind of hardwired into her DNA to attempt to stomp on and eat little children, so you might want to keep her away from your youngins unless you want them delivered back to you in the form of a tasty meatloaf 8D Otherwise she's a pretty bamf pirate chick with a habit of being a bit of a flirt, and like the other girl below me, she also won't be intro'd until after black rock event is over.

If you need to get ahold of me, or just wanna chat, my plurk is here, so feel free to add me!
So yeah! Excited to play with you guys! <3

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so uh
if your descendant hypothetically was going for hatemakeouts with a human-troll hybrid thing
how dead would said mutant hybrid be on a scale of one to oh fuck

Also, welcome to the game! I play alpha!Dave Strider here, who thanks to a series of fortuitous events grew fangs, gills, fins and a horn. Awesome to have a Mindfang in the game - hope you have fun here! <33333333

Edited 2011-08-08 20:22 (UTC)

oh i dont know

she'd probably get a time out while i ripped her humantrollkismesis to pieces in front of her. The usual shit.
so i think that'd be high on the oh fuck meter /KANYE SHRUG

fffff that is one mighty horn there dave

see this icon right here
that is dave's "bitch pls" face

coincidentally it is also very close to dave's "reach for the tables, jump back ten minutes and get the hell out" face

they're actually pretty similar come to think of it

NO NO NO PLEASE

PLEASE

ANYTHING BUT THAT

NOT A TIME OUT

oh leaving my kismesis alive would be ok too i guess

so uh

what if she had a human kinda-matesprit that was also kind of a wind god through
let's say shenanigans

how fucked would he be

Depends on how adorable she began to find you by the time she realizes youre matesprits :|a

/hi katie too lazy to change back

hot
also 2 horns > 1

this is where i wish i had an animated icon
of a narwhal erupting from the ocean and stabbing you
from hell's heart

/slow clap

GET USED TO THIS

MY LIFE IS ALL ABOUT MAKING PEOPLES MOST RIDICULOUS DREAMS COME TRUE

FAIRY GOD MOTHER ;w;

yes

red is now jack's favourite dave

Man I can't wait to see this in action. On my phone he's just kind of waving at the narwhal.

so just saying

lay a finger on my boy

and i might try to rip your heart out

platonically

/eyebrow wiggle

oh really now

yarly

i could think of a few other things you could be doing with my heart bb

welp

;;;;)

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