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Hello Sing, it's Aave here bringing you my second character, and unlike

featheryasshole, this one is a botboinker!

Meet Gaius Baltar, straight from the first season of Battlestar Galactica. He's basically a self-serving asshole who ends up dooming the human race because he can't keep his fly zipped. He's also a tiny teensy bit crazy, and will have a very hard time accepting anything here is real. I mean, seriously. Humans and robots not trying to kill each other? People claiming to be from Earth, which everyone knows to be just a myth? Completely implausible!

For any questions, his app is on this journal, complete with my contact information!

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why would you do this to me

why

sorry, can't hear you over the sound of my keywords still being relevant

GOD FRAKKIN DAMMIT

oh god that icon

what about it

It's. Terribeautiful.

But now I'm on my phone, where gifs do not work. Vriska is forever frozen in a forward thrust.

GAIUSSS. SO MUCH LOVE. He'll so remind Quorra of a crazy(er) Zuse. /stalks

Welp, good thing Baltar is already used to being stalked by non-human ladies ;)

~~Unfortunately~~ THANKFULLY this one won't molest him and/or try to destroy humanity, though! xD

~~OR WILL SHE~~ yeah, that is fortunate for all concerned. XD

eeeee Baltar. I'm really excited to see him try to make sense of the place... and probably end up very confused LMAO

This guy almost never takes his helmet off, but since I use Helo as his PB, I sense potential future shenanagins B)

Hehe, yes, the poor guy will be SO CONFUSED.

Oooh, I love shenanigans. Looking forward to them!

Eh. The human race is overrated anyway.

Are you a Cylon

I bet you're a Cylon

Maybe.

Might explain Davesprite's infatuation.

NOT

A

BOTBOINKER

but humans were cool until they were destroyed 0n0

yes

but cylons are hot

NOT ACCEPTABLE???

pretend this is jade

BUT

GOD WANTED IT TO HAPPEN

SRSLY

"No more Mr. Nice Gaius" remains one of my favorite lines from anything ever.

Slightly off balance and leery of robots? He will fit in perfectly here. :D :D

That line very nearly was my username for him, ngl.

Yes he will be perfectly at home! :D :D :D

Well if he's really that bothered by the lack of hostilities, a robot car could start chasing him down the street.

No, Barricade will probably like playing with him too much ::D

And pfff, Anon's so tired of people telling him he's not real. All of his lineface shall be yours.

sdfhsdghfsdkgjh a robot car would freak him out so much. THE CYLONS LOOK LIKE CARS NOW

And hey, he's not calling anyone not real. He's like the least roboracist human in his canon, okay.

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE OH NOES. He'd totes follow him around without a driver and then be like 'lawl my car drives by itself? you crazy sweetie :3'

Anon is so wary of roboracists regardless. Why you hate me strange Users, I'm not even a robot.
Though he will give props to Gaius for being less roboracist, at least?

OH MY GOD HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS!?
OH MY GOD

ALL OF MY LOVE

OMG ALL OF MY LOVE RIGHT BACK

... /side-eyes her half-finished Kara app.

yesssssssss o3o

jdklsjfkdls Gaiussss oh my God you are amazing. Is he still going to be ~~boinking~~ seeing Six everywhere?

No Six, sadly, since playing her as well would get a little too complicated for me. ~~Also I'm kind of hoping someone else will app her~~

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