hello world!

[articletwelve]

Hello hello! I'm Larissa, and I'm bringing in one Agent Washington from that web series about paint colors fighting it out to the death. (Or Red vs. Blue, take your pick.) He's coming in from canon, and from near the end of the eighth season, Revelation, right before he joins up with the Blues. Wash here is just a touch crazy and hates dealing with idiots, but I'm sure that won't cause him any problems at all.

Anyway, I'm really excited to be here and looking forward to playing with you all! I'm up for plotting anytime, and you can reach me on aim at 'captain slippery' or add me on plurk at palazzo. I work during the day and take night classes, so you're more likely to get me through private plurk or PM, but whatever works! /o/

Comments

[articletwelve]

ALSO WHERE ARE MY MANNERS HELLO it is nice to meet you c: delta you look very not dead how did that happen.

[alaspooryork]

WHY HELLO AGENT WASHINGTON YOU LOOK VERY...CRAZY AND MISTRUSTFUL, I SEE BUSINESS IS AS USUAL.

[articletwelve]

HOW DARE YOU THERE IS NO ONE CRAZY HERE JUST COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY SANE PEOPLE

[articletwelve]

oh and wash

i guess he counts too

[alaspooryork]

yeah whatever dude

just don't feed me to the meta and it's all good

[articletwelve]

psssh that wasn't his fault

caboose just didn't hold onto him very well, that's all

(oh denial how are you today)

[alaspooryork]

Yeah, explain that one to York, it'll go over real well.

[articletwelve]

maybe we'll skip over the details. just a couple.

[alaspooryork]

Like the detail of you feeding me to the Meta

[articletwelve]

no no work with me. there's this really dumb soldier and he stole you and got himself knocked out and handed you over. wash was not involved at all.

okay maybe a little but does it really matter

(yes)

[alaspooryork]

I'm sure that's how it happened

pay no attention to the relevant icon

[articletwelve]

.....dammit delta you were supposed to leave the camera at home.

[alaspooryork]

If you say so, Agent Washington

[articletwelve]

baby don't be like that i said i was sorry!!

actually no he didn't but he's thinking it

sort of

[alaspooryork]

yeah dude if you try to "recover" me I'm screaming rape

[articletwelve]

L M F A O

he doesn't swing your way remember you're not getting anywhere near his slot.

[alaspooryork]

oh right

racist

[articletwelve]

...man this just keeps getting worse and worse for him.

must be tuesday.

[alaspooryork]

At least there's only one Blue?

[articletwelve]

point. also, no caboose to destroy his life. that has to count for something.

[alaspooryork]

Yeah...Just look on the bright side!

And don't forget the no feeding me to the Meta thing.

[articletwelve]

well fine

if you insist

so picky.

[edgeoflucidity]

If he tries to "recover" Delta, Epsilon is going to take over his Wash and try to remove body parts.

[alaspooryork]

Broooooo ;_;

[edgeoflucidity]

What? It's true.