http://suckitimashark.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] suckitimashark.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] singularityooc2011-06-15 09:02 pm

READY, SET, TRY NOT TO EXPLODE

Figured I ought to throw up a plotting post for the upcoming race. The original post/invitation thing is here. All the mechanics and folks who like to race are welcome. One of the rules is that the mechanics can't pilot their own rigs, so there should be some free slots for characters that aren't mechanically inclined.

The race is set for the 18th and backdating is always welcome. I reckon there will be a nice thread taking place in a bar with some sweet hologram tv action going if people want to turn this into a sporting event with bets. GAMBLING? ON MY STATION? It's more likely than you think.

The zone this will take place in is Garden Zone 11, which is described as "Mountainous zone, cliffs and caves. Memorable box canyons!" so the machines should have some serious offroading capabilities. The course will be marked with... I dunno. Lights or hologram arrows or little flags if we're getting old school.

Here's the thing. Virgil is going to cheat. It won't be TECHNICALLY cheating, because he's following the rules set up-- ie, not piloting his own rig which he made entirely from junkyard scraps-- but he'll be loading the course with remote control booby traps and he'll have a nice EMP canon that can temporarily disable engines and the like. What an asshole.

I'm open to suggestions for how to make this event fun and exciting, so feel free to comment here if you have any input! All the plotting, guys. All of it.
notsoloyal: (grin/ i am the mastermind)

[personal profile] notsoloyal 2011-06-16 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
shockwave would like to be the bookie for the evening

[identity profile] screeee.livejournal.com 2011-06-16 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
LOL taking bets on who is going to die first?
notsoloyal: (baby/ go panthro goooo)

[personal profile] notsoloyal 2011-06-16 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
who is going to die first
crash first
that guy going to freak out during the turns or not
and of course IS ANYONE EVEN GOING TO WIN THIS

[identity profile] screeee.livejournal.com 2011-06-16 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
lol best bookie of all. Covering all the bases.
notsoloyal: (data/ spell "you've been manipulated")

[personal profile] notsoloyal 2011-06-16 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
oh. can't forget who will be the one to vomit

[identity profile] cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com 2011-06-16 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Have I suggested alcohol? Or possibly more firearms? Holographic walls? Portal Gun? :D All of these can lead to EXTREME SHENANIGANS. Especially when combined.

[identity profile] screeee.livejournal.com 2011-06-16 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
holographic walls that just APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE, FREAKING OUT THE DRIVERS AND CAUSING THEM TO CRASH INTO REAL WALLS? I approve.

also booze. Because if there isn't heavy drinking in the spectating ranks... I feel we're not doing it right.

Keywords.

[identity profile] cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com 2011-06-16 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Of course there will be. I mean. Half of them know just how well Shepard and Kat drive.

The only answer to that is drinking.

[identity profile] cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com 2011-06-16 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Alejandro's shuttle is running on a fusion engine. IF IT EXPLODES, GOD HELP YOU ALL. :|
notsoloyal: (bot/cake/ we gotta have it made)

[personal profile] notsoloyal 2011-06-16 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
/adds who is going to be responsible for killing everyone else to the gambling list
notsoloyal: (ooc/ troll science glitches)

[personal profile] notsoloyal 2011-06-16 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
what's that $100 on yourself?
notsoloyal: (bot/bath/ con bubbles)

[personal profile] notsoloyal 2011-06-16 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
you could win some good money

[identity profile] screeee.livejournal.com 2011-06-16 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
There are going to be at LEAST two nuclear powered shuttles running. THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.

[identity profile] cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com 2011-06-16 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
OH GAWD

[identity profile] cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com 2011-06-16 03:10 am (UTC)(link)


Pretty much, I think many of us agreed that we want all the FUCKING HORRID DRIVERS to be in on the piloting. Alejandro is canonly a terrible pilot. But he would never volunteer himself to drive. Any engineer want to volunteer him?

[identity profile] memorymodus.livejournal.com 2011-06-16 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
like jade would let any rig of hers go out without RIDICULOUS ANIME-STYLE CHEATS

yes

this is happening

[identity profile] memorymodus.livejournal.com 2011-06-16 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
IT'S NOT CHEATING IF IT WAS IN THE MOVIES

[identity profile] unwillingpirate.livejournal.com 2011-06-16 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
VIRGIL WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN ASSHOLE

THIS ISN'T HOW GARDENIA ATTEMPTED TO RAISE YOU

[identity profile] unwillingpirate.livejournal.com 2011-06-16 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
WHO'S GONNA PILOT THAT SHIP OF DEATH FOR YOU
fight4theusers: (Default)

[personal profile] fight4theusers 2011-06-17 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm, if anyone still needs a pilot... Tron might need to blow off some steam.