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[karcrab.livejournal.com]

H-HI. I'M JAZ.
aaaand I am bringing you an alien troll child by the name of Karkat Vantas, hailing from Ms Paint Adventures' "Homestuck" series.
He is a gigantic dick and I'm sorry in advance for that, but also because thanks to his canon, all/any of his text entries are probably GOING TO LOOK LIKE THIS. CAPSLOCK ALWAYS AND UGLY COURIER FONT. DO YOU HATE ME YET

I figured I may as well get the warning out now. OTL

NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS ' u '

Comments

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Welcome, welcome! :D You had me at Alien Troll Child.

[karcrab.livejournal.com]

thank you!! ♥ aliens everywhere.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes robots aliens on my this motherfucking station?

[karcrab.livejournal.com]

o

well

I'M TIRED OF STUPID MOTHERFUCKING HUMANS RUINING MY MOTHERFUCKING UNIVERSE.

editted for correct jacksoning