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[karcrab.livejournal.com]

H-HI. I'M JAZ.
aaaand I am bringing you an alien troll child by the name of Karkat Vantas, hailing from Ms Paint Adventures' "Homestuck" series.
He is a gigantic dick and I'm sorry in advance for that, but also because thanks to his canon, all/any of his text entries are probably GOING TO LOOK LIKE THIS. CAPSLOCK ALWAYS AND UGLY COURIER FONT. DO YOU HATE ME YET

I figured I may as well get the warning out now. OTL

NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS ' u '

Comments

[karcrab.livejournal.com]

oh my god we need to bully someone into apping the apprentice stat

THIS IS SO SERIOUS

[idkmybffzombie.livejournal.com]

ONE OF OUR PLAYERS HAS A MISTRESS ACCOUNT

I'M ENVISIONING GREAT POSSIBILITIES HERE

seriously welcome, cannot wait to interact with him. WILL ACCOST YOU WHEN I WAKE /flop

[karcrab.livejournal.com]

OH GOD the mistress
just hearing about this is like christmas, ahahaha.

THANK YOU. have a good rest and have fun accosting in the future.

[idkmybffzombie.livejournal.com]

bythewaymynameismote

[karcrab.livejournal.com]

oh hi mote :>
wow I have like no happy icons.

[idkmybffzombie.livejournal.com]

That's okay. Half of Hanna's are happy, the other half are just suggestive.

[karcrab.livejournal.com]

...
pfffffff