You always wanted a cybernetic pet rock, didn't you?

[theuserabides]

Guess what, Sacrosanct? Courtesy of Kevin Flynn and his inability not to program stuff if left alone with a computer for five minutes, you now have access to (mod-approved) Bits! They are intelligent and can answer yes or no questions, but are essentially the small, useless dogs of the Tron universe.

Also they will criticize your driving:

ETA: Wait, this clip doesn't have the part with the driving. Dammit.

Comments

[double_discs]

I have an evil idea.

Flynn should inflict one on Rinzler that the enforcer cannot get rid of himself. Because... just because, man. In theory to teach him a lesson but the only thing Rinzler is likely to learn that is while Flynn won't verbally or physically fight back don't piss him off because he will torture you to derezzment with a tiny harmless annoying pet.

What say you?

[theuserabides]

Mm, Flynn might send one after him because he snuck into the apartment one too many times. Hard to be stealthy when a Bit won't shut up.

"Be quiet."

"No."

"Be. Quiet."

"No no no no no no no..."

[double_discs]

It's like giving a cat a bell!!! lololol

Yes please.