singularityooc | Electrify the boys and girls if you'd be /so/ kind~

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Electrify the boys and girls if you'd be /so/ kind~

Hello Sing! I'm Rachel, and I'm dragging my illustrious and lovely Castor along with me. I'm playing him a little differently than I normally do here, instead keeping him more Castor than Zuse. So he's bascially a massive dick with a huge ego and a very cowardly streak. Be careful, he tends to backstab.

I'm taking him from just after he retrieves Flynn's disc~

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My dear monitor, what reason would I have for deliberately making you feel uncomfortable? ~~You're just jealous Quorra didn't kiss you.~~

Because you enjoy it. ~~I would only be jealous if Gibson kissed you I MEAN-~~

I enjoy many things. But you supposing that I would take a particular enjoyment in tormenting you above others...well, isn't that a bit high-minded of you? ~~MAYBE HE HAS~~

Used to programs obsessively tormenting me, that is all. Look at Abraxas. ~~NO HE HASN'T DON'T LIE are you lying? Please say you're lying.~~

Abraxas hardly counts. It's just in his disposition to torment. He is a Virus, you know~ ~~Ooooh is someone jealous? Didn't you think there was perhaps another reason for Gibson spending so much time in my club with me~?~~

Yes but he torments me specifically. You haven't even seen it yet. ~~He was just at the bar, I assumed he was being broody and morose over a glass of blue. Because that's totally what he was doing.~~

Oh? And what does he do to you specifically? ~~That's just what you thought you saw~~~

Listing this may take a while. ~~YOU ARE MAKING THINGS UP YOU HAVE TO BEway to prey on my insecurities man~~

Perhaps a drink while you're talking? ~~Oh, poor little monitor, I forgot you were so young. Apologies~~~

... That would require me to take off my helmet. ~~Technically I'm 500. I'm sorry you're such an old man compared to me, though.~~

... And? ~~Old? I think mature would be a better way to put it.~~

... I do not remove my helmet. ~~No, I'm pretty sure people as young as me call people like you old.~~

Flynn didn't program you a face? ~~And I'm fairly certain that a quality called respect usually comes into play when regarding those older and wiser than yourself.~~

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~~Hey, I have some standards.~~

~~...bitch...~~

~~Still not interested.~~

~~Thank you. I really didn't want to think about you making out with him.~~

~~... but why were you even thinking about it--come on, did you really think I would?~~

Maybe because I am a troll and you are my matesprit that I don't acknowledge as that and that kind of thing makes me irrationally angry. Well. I was pretty sure that you wouldn't. Though your standard seems to be 'faceless guys' so I don't know.

Yeah, well, punching Zuse in the face isn't going to get you anywhere with anyone, so just calm down. (and is this a bad time to ask what a matesprit is?) I like you for your sparkling wit and conversational ability, okay. Obviously.

And I should just point out that you might have been wearing a face-concealing helmet, but you still had a pretty fantastic ass.

But I would feel so much better if I did (and it probably is a bad time but I will tell you anyway. And then be awkward). Because I have spoken so much before, right?

W-well uhm... uhm... t-thank you?

~~Nope. No face-punching. You realize he's doing it just to get a reaction from you, right? (and oh good, awkwardness. BECAUSE WE NEED MORE OF THAT.)~~ Ooh, troll-you even comes with sarcasm. Troll-you can stick around. and we'd even match

Man, we need to get you better at accepting compliments.

Yes I know but I don't care right now. He should be prepared for face punching if he wants a reaction, darn it. (You know I'm awkward about this stuff all the time anyway.) Of course troll me comes with sarcasm. I learned it from you and have to use it sometime. You look good in blue, by the way.

I thought modesty was a good thing, though.

... eh, I tried. Go for it, if it'll make you feel better. (Yeah, but this is somehow extra-awkward.) Hey, it's not like you really have before. I feel all special now. y'know, that would be great if blue didn't come with a bunch of other issues. like a shirt. and a conspicuous lack of free will.

Then what you do is say thank you and try to steer the conversation away from you.

I just might. If he gives me enough reason to. (Yeah, I'm... really not going to talk about the reason for that. That's because normally I'm trying to be overly helpful to everyone. But I feel this strange need to be a complete dick to people right now. I like the structure. And there's probably a way to be blue without a shirt, you know.

... You do realize my conversation steering is never subtle, right?

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