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Hey guys, Siri here, bringing you someone who doesn't glow at all.

No, really. I swear.

This is Stephen Hart, from a TV show called Primeval. More details are in his app, but the tl;dr version of the show is pretty much "A Ragtag Bunch of Misfits Hunt Dinosaurs". Stephen's theoretically the lab technician for the main character, but he's really more like the guy on the team who does All The Things, All Of Them. He's a bitchface virtuoso, his fashion sense is basically nonexistent, and he's pretty good with an assault rifle--which is really quite a feat when you're English (what with those pesky firearms restrictions and all).

Oh, and he happens to look a lot like one of those glowy computer people… but minor detail, right?

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~~Hey there, handsome.~~

THIS IS WEIRD

WHY ARE YOU AMERICAN

AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING

WHAT'S AN AMERICA

ARJIAN ATTIRE. PROBLEM?

... WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHAT'S AN AMERICA"

IT'S A GLOWING WHITE PONCHO WITH A CATSUIT UNDER IT. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I MEAN PRECISELY WHAT I SAID.

... YES, AND?

FINE, YOU'VE GOT AN AMERICAN ACCENT. BETTER?

... YOU DON'T SEE HOW THAT IS EVEN SLIGHTLY A PROBLEM.

I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT.

NO.

YES YOU DO.

DO I GET TO ASK WHY YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE A REFUGEE FROM AN UNEXPECTEDLY CLASSY RAVE?

A "RAVE"?

I'M DRESSED LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT'S THE STYLE OF MY PEOPLE. ARJIANS. LIKE I MENTIONED.

... YOUR PEOPLE PUT LIGHT TAPE ON PONCHOS AND CALL IT A STYLE?

AND WHERE THE HELL IS ARJIA.

WHAT ARE "LIGHT TAPE" AND "PONCHOS"

ON THE CODESTREAM NEXUS OF THE GRID.

... YOUR INDIVIDUAL WORDS MAKE SENSE, BUT THAT SENTENCE IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE.

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TWO CAN PLAY THE BITCHFACE GAME, GLOWY-AMERICAN-SELF.

BUT WHO WILL WIN.

ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES, WHERE IT STOPS NOBODY KNOWS ~~but it totally ends in makeouts, don't even front~~

wasn't even frontin' in the first place

ooh mr. hart ooh

oh good, this makes things much easier.

ooh... what's your last name, anyway.

~~I ship it.~~

~~You are not alone. >:3~~

~~Get in line.~~

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